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Working in an office would be the best job.

  1. #1
    In a kick ass cubicle, doing shit on a computer, transcribing, printing stuff, mailing stuff, scanning stuff...in some cool building, perfect job enviroment
  2. #2
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    What do you mean by working in an office? Like scrubbing toilets? Doing database maintenance? Human resources? By definition anyone with a job where they work indoors works in an office.
  3. #3
    Lol fuck that, I'll stick to machining
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Being a pornstar is the best job, getting paid fuck hot people on camera and do kinky shit that most people never get to try and get famous for it.
  5. #5
    Go work at a call center.
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    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Did it once. The environment is incredibly stifling. Even with my own small room for my work and privacy and tea it's just stifling. Too little variation.
  7. #7
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick In a kick ass cubicle, doing shit on a computer, transcribing, printing stuff, mailing stuff, scanning stuff…in some cool building, perfect job enviroment

    i was an office commando once.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It gets old, FAST, unless you somehow love doing office work.
  9. #9
    so you like sitting all day? that sounds awful. i'd rather be outside all day... making sure people arent falling out of trees or feeding the bears honey treats
  10. #10
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    theres nothing more fun than paper works.
  11. #11
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Towards the end of my internship I knew if never work in that environment again, so I'd just show up to work high as shit and smoke in my car before going back and dimming the lights and jamming to some led zep. They knew I typed and did my work best in a dark office and not to barge in. If they needed something from me, they just shot me a message on the work chat server. By the time I left I was not well liked. I could probably have a high paying job I hate if I stuck to it. Now I just do my new job. Bumming around an arcade as their technician waifu g for something to break, smoking cigs and playing Howie on the arcade speakers.
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