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i think was attacked by a ouij board

  1. #1
    nonarky Houston
    i was playing around with a Ouija board and was getting answers, some lady claimed she died in the early 18th century.

    I kept asking her dumb questions, thinking its not real. but every dumb question i asked, she spelled out full sentences, and detailed and explained alot of things i wrote them down, she just went on and on about a certain war.

    i suddenly asked her what women used to clog their vagina when they are on their period.

    i think it made her mad, she stopped talking to me, then i tried talking to her again and was told to get out and go.

    then my ceiling fan fell off the ceiling and the blade busted over my head.


    am i being paranoid? or could it be the ceiling fan wasnt bolted properly on the ceiling?

    but how did the glass shatter though? any idea?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Lol you just fucked up
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I hope a poltergeist haunts you until you commit suicide.
  4. #4
    Originally posted by nonarky am i being paranoid? or could it be the ceiling fan wasnt bolted properly on the ceiling?

    No, you should make a divine book out of what she said. 100% legit liek Joseph Smith.
  5. #5
    And then you didn't tell it to go so now it lives there and it hates you and you can't do anything about it
  6. #6
    ghost ssummon humans by knocking ceiling fans onto peopels heads but i thnk she messed up this time just like tape a box fan to the ceiling or yeah probably tape a tampon up there thatll work fine good luck
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    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    You dun goofed fampai
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