best part of having a cold

1. 2017-07-10 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   is when you cough and a solid lump of shit comes out of your lungs and then you spit it out and check out how big that sucker is. also the taste of it is is pleasant in a disgusting way
2. 2017-07-11 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I swallow it. Does that make me gross?