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Have you ever fainted from shock/fear/astonishment?
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2016-09-28 at 1:21 AM UTCWhat do you think it would take to make you just pass out like that lol?
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2016-09-28 at 2:11 AM UTCa whack of heroin
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2016-09-28 at 2:53 AM UTC^This
and I passed out and had a seizure awhile back at wacked my face on my po's desk, woke *i dont remember this* but evidently i had 4 cops restraining me and I was freaking out. Then I woke up *i remember this, tied to a hospital bed doped up on ativan. it was awful. -
2016-09-28 at 3:05 AM UTCWhen I was a teenager, me and three of my buddies went looking for a the body of a guy who had been hit by a train sort of in the middle of nowhere. We hiked the entire way to the whereabouts of where he was thought to be located, and at one point decided that taking a shortcut through this semi-large pond was a good idea. After we got out we discovered that we were all covered in these big ass leeches; they were all over our backs and legs and stomachs, and after we had gotten them all off I looked down to check in my underwear and I had a big bloody leech hanging from my ballsack. I immediately fainted. The end.
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2016-09-28 at 3:18 AM UTC
When I was a teenager, me and three of my buddies went looking for a the body of a guy who had been hit by a train sort of in the middle of nowhere. We hiked the entire way to the whereabouts of where he was thought to be located, and at one point decided that taking a shortcut through this semi-large pond was a good idea. After we got out we discovered that we were all covered in these big ass leeches; they were all over our backs and legs and stomachs, and after we had gotten them all off I looked down to check in my underwear and I had a big bloody leech hanging from my ballsack. I immediately fainted. The end.
Would have been a better story if some way along in the pond you actually discovered that the body was in there with you and you were basically swimming in bits of a rotting carcass. -
2016-09-28 at 3:26 AM UTC
Would have been a better story if some way along in the pond you actually discovered that the body was in there with you and you were basically swimming in bits of a rotting carcass.
Yeah I mean if I was making it up I guess I would have considered that. The pond was big enough to where one decomposed body within it wouldn't have been noticeable whatsoever. We ended up finding the body later on, hidden beneath some brush about 25 meters from the train tracks. -
2016-09-28 at 4:08 AM UTC
Yeah I mean if I was making it up I guess I would have considered that. The pond was big enough to where one decomposed body within it wouldn't have been noticeable whatsoever. We ended up finding the body later on, hidden beneath some brush about 25 meters from the train tracks.
Did you have sex with it? Also, i considered for a minute if i were going to take you serious. I did, but decided to post what i did anyway. By the way, i am glad we don't have leeches where i am from. -
2016-09-28 at 4:44 AM UTCI felt like I was going to faint like two weeks ago when I was at work. I was having panic attacks all week and I wasn't eating or sleeping much. I was walking and I got really dizzy and had to hold onto the shelf for a bit to steady myself so i wouldn't fall over.
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2016-09-28 at 4:55 AM UTC
Did you have sex with it? Also, i considered for a minute if i were going to take you serious. I did, but decided to post what i did anyway. By the way, i am glad we don't have leeches where i am from.
I secretly wanted to but I never said it out loud and we never did it. We ended up making a makeshift stretcher and carrying all the way back to town where we came from. It was cool getting credit for finding the body or whatever, but that was it I guess. I'll never forget it. -
2016-09-28 at 8:26 AM UTCOne time in junior high my friend did this trick where it looked like he slid some paper across his eye like a papercut, he'd pull the paper away and there was blood on it. First time this happened I got pretty dizzy but never passed out.
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2016-09-28 at 8:54 AM UTCi give nigges brain dimples
seen his fukin cerebruem on the corner drippin
i been punch in the head and the dude brok his hand
but only time i acually died like for real was smoeking a 3rd of a raw cone of syncan in 1 hit -
2016-09-28 at 9:19 AM UTC@Sophie
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2016-09-28 at 9:27 AM UTCThere was a singular occasion when the aforementioned act occurred, I happened to witnessed a degenerate harlot who had the indecency to, and I struggle to repeat the details of such a horrific act, wear an article of clothing that revealed her ankles.I may have fainted on sight, but it was purely from an excess of virile masculine rage.
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2016-09-28 at 10:37 AM UTC
I secretly wanted to but I never said it out loud and we never did it. We ended up making a makeshift stretcher and carrying all the way back to town where we came from. It was cool getting credit for finding the body or whatever, but that was it I guess. I'll never forget it.
I would have stolen his wallet. -
2016-09-28 at 10:50 AM UTC
@Sophie
Haha, what an idiot. Both of them. Nigga' i've been charged and arraigned on multiple occasions for unrelated crimes, one of them pretty fucking serious. Takes more than some dude telling me i am in trouble for me to faint. -
2016-09-28 at 4:21 PM UTC
When I was a teenager, me and three of my buddies went looking for a the body of a guy who had been hit by a train sort of in the middle of nowhere. We hiked the entire way to the whereabouts of where he was thought to be located, and at one point decided that taking a shortcut through this semi-large pond was a good idea. After we got out we discovered that we were all covered in these big ass leeches; they were all over our backs and legs and stomachs, and after we had gotten them all off I looked down to check in my underwear and I had a big bloody leech hanging from my ballsack. I immediately fainted. The end.
thats terrible I bet whenever you hear about the movie stand by me it "triggers" you into a panic
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2016-09-28 at 4:25 PM UTC
I felt like I was going to faint like two weeks ago when I was at work. I was having panic attacks all week and I wasn't eating or sleeping much. I was walking and I got really dizzy and had to hold onto the shelf for a bit to steady myself so i wouldn't fall over.
you should take xanax at work
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2016-09-28 at 4:33 PM UTC
I would have stolen his wallet.
Yea if I ever came across a dead body first thing I'd do is check their pockets and wrist to check for any valuables.
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2016-09-29 at 10:23 AM UTCYou'd better not report a dead body you have stolen from. They'd no doubt search you.
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2016-09-29 at 7:01 PM UTC
thats terrible I bet whenever you hear about the movie stand by me it "triggers" you into a panic
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