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  1. #1
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Please exalt scronaldo from all access.
  2. #2
    Half baked.
  3. #3
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I came here for the bitches, the fear and the leather.
  4. #4
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by mashlehash I came here for the bitches, the fear and the leather.

    This place is a sausagefest, man.
  5. #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    testy festival
  6. #6
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My penis is only two inches, and my testicles are half that size.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    two inches? I think you're under estimating your penis.

    If I may ask, how long are you when your penis is a spruce?
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm actually kidding, it's not two inches. Mine is just average, haven't measured in a couple of years, but it's not huge. Which I am okay with. It's not like you can shove your entire ten inch ding dong inside a girl, for she can only take the first six inches. Otherwise it becomes too painful. No fun in that, if you ask me.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Unless you're a crazy womanizer like Bill Krozby...probably would get off on the pain.

    I could see him having sex to strange pictures playing in his head, such as panthrax in his wife beater.

    Oh yawh, you'll get all my commissary money
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Bill Krozby is the real mvp, he does the craziest shit. He would do exactly something like you said, and create a thread about it. Then maybe somehow Panthrax posts in said thread, and suggests they meet up, and they get to have crazy homo sex with each other. Gross. :(
  11. #11
    Is Bill Krozby even a real person or just an amalgamation of all our personalities into one purile sex offender
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Panthrax is a bitch made terry who doesn't meet people from the internet because his wife scorns him.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #13
    bling bling Dark Matter
    hes back on now hied
  14. #14
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Bling u stupid I'm going to write bling bling wuz hère on my wall after the cyanide
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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