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Recommend me CHILDREN'S BOOKS...

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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    ... that are cool and not faggy... I need some counter-culture children's literature.

    "Icarus at the Edge of Time" by Brian Greene who's a physicist and has written some adult books, and written a lot on blackholes and shit... The book has beautiful pictures from the Hubble Telescope in it... I would read this to my son a lot and because it's an abnormally large cardboard book, it'd be fun for him to touch, flip pages, and otherwise enjoy without destroying, accidentally tearing pages, and ruin.

    I want my son to real cool shit... like this, or even other shit, but it's gotta be smart stuff I can appreciate too.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    The Caterpillar
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    u read the words of basterds and liers
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    All these fifty years of conscious brooding have brought me no nearer to the answer to the question, 'What are light quanta?' Nowadays every Tom, D i c k and Harry thinks he knows it, but he is mistaken. -Albert Einstein 1953

    nowadays everything energy, everything quantum.

    do you really know what is energy? not even einstein.
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    How old is your son?
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    Three Billy Goats Gruff
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    the childe got a disease meant he aged in BACKWARSD TIMING
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    https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/shel%20silverstein/_/N-8q8

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    Picture won't post
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    bling bling Dark Matter
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Ray Bradbury
    Isaac Asimov
    John Milton
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    this thread makes me happy i wish my parents read to me im gonna cry now
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    Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant this thread makes me happy i wish my parents read to me im gonna cry now

    I'll read to you
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I remember my mum used to read The Faraway Tree when I was small, I enjoyed that.
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    The only children's book I remember as a kid was "green eggs and ham"
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I recall the giving tree when I was a kid. I was so fucking pissed off (spoiler) when the fucking dumb ass chopped down his fucking tree and essentially killed it. All I kept thinking was how cool a tree how would have been in the giving tree... omg, dumb kid...
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Kinkou How old is your son?

    son is 2 years old, sorry, forgot.
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    Originally posted by aldra I remember my mum used to read The Faraway Tree when I was small, I enjoyed that.

    Yo that book was fuckin dope, it needs an HBO series stat. You remember the fuckin "everything market"? Where they buy the rug? I was always excited by that idea, and the idea of the tree itself. Plus the alarm clock guy was a bad mother fucker.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Yo that book was fuckin dope, it needs an HBO series stat. You remember the fuckin "everything market"? Where they buy the rug? I was always excited by that idea, and the idea of the tree itself. Plus the alarm clock guy was a bad mother fucker.

    no, I barely remember anything about it - I know they went to tonnes of different places, I remember a few of the different lands and a tiny railway through the woods, oh yeah I remember the angry fuckin alarm clock guy now that you mention it... I remember someone causing havoc by throwing boiling water down the tree, lol
  20. #20
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by hydromorphone … that are cool and not faggy… I need some counter-culture children's literature.

    "Icarus at the Edge of Time" by Brian Greene who's a physicist and has written some adult books, and written a lot on blackholes and shit… The book has beautiful pictures from the Hubble Telescope in it… I would read this to my son a lot and because it's an abnormally large cardboard book, it'd be fun for him to touch, flip pages, and otherwise enjoy without destroying, accidentally tearing pages, and ruin.

    I want my son to real cool shit… like this, or even other shit, but it's gotta be smart stuff I can appreciate too.

    i think you're asking in the wrong place. try mumsnet.com




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