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  1. #1
    For 3 years now, I've worked at a new york style pizzeria. It's pretty alright, we serve beer and wine also and my coworkers are all in punk bands and shit. There's this one guy named Kevin who acts weird as fuck all the time, like he's on drugs, but he's not. He scares the customers sometimes. Some of the employees there are total jackasses though.

    There's this one dude that straight up dresses like mario or something, always wearing overalls and a t shirt and has a mustache and a stupid hipster hat. This dude always fucks everything up so it sucks working with him. He can't count change for shit so I always have to help him do the math since I'm the only one there who is really educated.

    So yea it sucks but I can't wait until one day I can get out and have a real job with people who aren't total dumbfucks.
  2. #2
    Give me some free pizza. New York style is thin crust right? That's my shit yo.
  3. #3
    And when your coworkers bitch about you what do they say?
  4. #4
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 And when your coworkers bitch about you what do they say?

    I don't know. That's the thing, these morons lack real ambition so there's always some sort of drama going on, but they're too immature to come up to someone and let them know if they have a problem. They'd rather just talk shit behind my back. One time I took the trash out when we were closing but I didn't realize it and I guess there was a trail of liquid that leaked from the bag through the store. Instead of telling me the opener the next day just told everyone about it and how lazy he thought I was. It's kind of funny I guess that they're that socially incompetent. It's all good though soon I'll graduate and be able to leave these plebs behind.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nobody talks shit about me at work because I give them no reason to.

    I would also never take the garbage out as the very last thing I do, for that very reason.
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  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also, do you guise use torch ovens?
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Also, do you guise use torch ovens?

    yes they are gas stove ovens where you put a pizza on them in the center and let it cook. It doesn't move like a dominoes piaaq machine.

    The center.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yes they are gas stove ovens where you put a pizza on them in the center and let it cook. It doesn't move like a dominoes piaaq machine.

    The center.

    I'm asking plastic.
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by mmQ Also, do you guise use torch ovens?

    we use futuristic space ovens that cook a perfect pizza in 2 seconds flat

    not that i think about it and have had like 7 mg etiz i might go over to work and make them give me free piza you feel me dog
  10. #10
    Brick oven is the only way to make a pizza. thick outer crust but thin underneath. slightly burns on the top in areas for an authentic taste

    people get whiney because they rather have slightly cooked to a crisp but not really baked well.

    New yorkers fold the pizza in half .. lots of people do that today.. less likely to fall all over shit.

    I'm hungry for pizza right now
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic we use futuristic space ovens that cook a perfect pizza in 2 seconds flat

    not that i think about it and have had like 7 mg etiz i might go over to work and make them give me free piza you feel me dog

    Yes. I do. Free pizza is always a good thing.
  12. #12
    thats the old way, we've improved now
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic thats the old way, we've improved now

    What's wrong with a classic torch ovens?
  14. #14
    AFJ Houston
    Well, this pizza thread sucks.
  15. #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by AFJ Well, this pizza thread sucks.

    not just yet bud, east side pies in in my hood and its gooder than a bitch.

    "derpadews pizzeria, its gooder dan a bitch"



    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-07-09T06:06:08.320804+00:00
  16. #16
    Originally posted by greenplastic I don't know. That's the thing, these morons lack real ambition so there's always some sort of drama going on, but they're too immature to come up to someone and let them know if they have a problem. They'd rather just talk shit behind my back. One time I took the trash out when we were closing but I didn't realize it and I guess there was a trail of liquid that leaked from the bag through the store. Instead of telling me the opener the next day just told everyone about it and how lazy he thought I was. It's kind of funny I guess that they're that socially incompetent. It's all good though soon I'll graduate and be able to leave these plebs behind.

    How could you not notice tho?

    When I was working at a grocery store the only shit they talked about behind my back was that I was bisexual

    I mean, I'm not really, but I sure used it to make people uncomfortable as fuck sometimes. Otherwise I was probably the hardest worker there, mostly because I think work makes the time go by quicker so I actually, you know, work. When I quit they called me and offered a promotion. I'm not saying that to brag about how good an employee I was, I'm saying it to explain how SHITTY all the other employees were. It took a lot to get fired from that place.

    I really don't understand the mentality of people who show up to work and then don't work.
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    Originally posted by 霍比特人 How could you not notice tho?

    When I was working at a grocery store the only shit they talked about behind my back was that I was bisexual

    I mean, I'm not really, but I sure used it to make people uncomfortable as fuck sometimes. Otherwise I was probably the hardest worker there, mostly because I think work makes the time go by quicker so I actually, you know, work. When I quit they called me and offered a promotion. I'm not saying that to brag about how good an employee I was, I'm saying it to explain how SHITTY all the other employees were. It took a lot to get fired from that place.

    I really don't understand the mentality of people who show up to work and then don't work.

    lol, when I was in the military it just so happened that this one dude and I ended up working together in a couple different locations and becoming good friends, being roommates and coworkers, so pretty much like brothers. Of course most people in the military are super insecure about their manliness and sexuality, and they also have a shitty sense of humor, so they think gay jokes (and fart jokes, seriously, their level of humor is like the same as a 2nd graders) are the funniest thing in the world. People started making jokes about how we were gay and at first we just laughed it off but eventually we started just rolling with it and telling them we were in fact gay, at which point they would be disgusted.
  18. #18
    cerakote African Astronaut
    hamburger thin crust pizza from dominoes
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cerakote hamburger thin crust pizza from dominoes

    mmmm mmmm good fam, just need to add some peppercinis on top
  20. #20
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by AFJ Well, this pizza thread sucks.

    yea ... pizza sucks without cheese
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