If I was Putin....

1. 2017-07-08 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   Zpacepantz Yung Blood
   Whenever they brought up hacking the election I would say "How could I possible hack the US election? I was so busy fucking your wife while you were campaigning I barely had time to run Russia!"
   
   I Would just bring up fucking Trumps wife if anyone brought up election hacking.
   
   What geopolitical consequences would this have if a world leader did this?.
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   • aldra
2. 2017-07-08 at 3:01 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Zpacepantz Whenever they brought up hacking the election I would say "How could I possible hack the US election? I was so busy fucking your wife while you were campaigning I barely had time to run Russia!"
   
   I Would just bring up fucking Trumps wife if anyone brought up election hacking.
   
   What geopolitical consequences would this have if a world leader did this?.

   
   probably nothing worse than Trump claiming China is 'trade-raping' him
3. 2017-07-08 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   Zpacepantz Yung Blood
   I don't think he ever said the word rape though
4. 2017-07-08 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-36185275/china-accused-of-trade-rape-by-donald-trump
5. 2017-07-08 at 6:14 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   when i was putin jail i couldn't say fuck all coz no one was fucking listening.
   
   
   
   
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