2015-08-26 at 3:35 AM UTC
so I basically fucked a guys gf/baby mama because he owed me $200 or some odd dollars, then told him and she's basically been following me around during my hug dealing escapades over the course of the summer. I broke up with her several times without actually going out and cheated on her. I make her cry everyday and keep us both highly intoxicated. I've been selling drugs at the mid level all summer and made and spent money stupidly. I got arrested at 4am in a shitty area because that girl was literally going 70 in a 50 with 4!!!! black people in the back of the rental. I spent the night in holding cells before my PO let me out because I'm normally such a good boy. I'm going back to university in a few days. That ho is sleeping a few feet away right now, I think I made her cry twice today and had sex with her 3 or 4 times. We literally have so much sex my left hip is dislocated and she gets bad stomach pains afterwards. People I may or may not may or may not to may or may not be tied up in a murder or may not investimay or may not. I'm moving in a few days and this girl does not know the apartment. I've been suffering mild dts from alcohol withdrawal around 9 o clock each night, so thats when I start drinking. Today is only 1 beer and a bottle of wine to calm the nerves as I'll be up all night moving and cleaning with this lazy ho so I can move tomorrow and show my apartment. The best part is at this moment, while she's sleeping, she thinks there's a chance (albeit a small one) she might be moving to my new place with me but that isn't a possibility.
A month ago, I slapped a different girl on the busiest street in the city in the middle of the day. I feel like I wasted my summer by being white boy wasted with this waste of space white girl, periodically doing that white girl (christina aguilara) and habitually slanging that white girl, then mostly spending the money on decent food, cabs, alcohol and just immediately gratifying pleasures. I have tattoos up to the back of my neck now so I bought a bunch of button up shirts. I made contact with a bunch of highly motivated arabs who take drugs and have rich families I'm going to try to get to invest in an idea I have. If this girl ends up hating me I might have to kill her because she knows too much.
I love and hate you all btw
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2015-08-26 at 4:21 PM UTC
its just some canadian fuck, dealing hugs.
2015-08-26 at 4:44 PM UTC
Look like sploo has some competition here.
Unless the murder thing is true. In which case you are going to go to jail for posing about it online while under investigation at the same time admitting to be a drug dealer. So you probably wont be around long if that's a real thing.
Either way, shitty rant sis!
2015-08-26 at 7:43 PM UTC
It takes me ONE post to know who you are, EVERY TIME. Literal cringe university BMI checks tho.
2015-08-26 at 7:59 PM UTC
its pretty obvious who this is.
2015-08-26 at 8:03 PM UTC
the most raped person in prison
2015-08-26 at 8:08 PM UTC
scared of crown prosecutors
2015-08-28 at 3:58 AM UTC
So yeah. I woke up, told her her shit was packed, said mean things, she cried hysterically, started cleaning my place naked, tied her hands in some black belt whip type thing she found wrapped it around me andraped me. Everyone tells me to stop fucking with her and I feel dumb for doing so.
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2015-08-28 at 4:23 AM UTC
just don't get her pregnant and you will be fine.
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