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Coming across a porn clip of someone you know/have met.
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2017-07-03 at 10 PM UTCFor as much porn as I've watched over the years, I like to think I'd have across one of the literal girls next door, or a friend of my mom's, or a former co-worker, or classmate, or just SOMEONE that I know or have known that I find, at the very least, in some amateur blowjob video or even just masturbating on a cam-site. You'd think it would happen a little bit more often.
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2017-07-03 at 10:04 PM UTCkeep looking. if you have a large friend group, someone is bound to find something like this of a person you know mutually. there have been three four instances in which ive seen this. four people in total i've come across through the grapevine. all on fucking tumblr.
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2017-07-03 at 10:07 PM UTCyeah, four. one couple and two other ladies.
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2017-07-03 at 10:10 PM UTCAs disappointing as it sounds neither have I. I did find one of my friend's moms on Adult Friend Finder and just so happened ended up banging said friend's mom. Not through use of the website though but reading her profile gave me a huge advantage when setting out for the night. My friend was in prison and so we had the house to ourselves we ended up getting smashed on Wild Turkey and I said something horrifically cheesy like "I've always liked you" while brushing her hair out of her face and then I think we simultaneously went in for the a kiss. A nigga go donald trump when I'm lookin' for the snatch.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-03 at 10:16 PM UTCDo you think they'll put donald trump in the kama sutra now?
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2017-07-03 at 10:22 PM UTC@Resty
AFF. I forgot about that place, I never really used it myself but I think I tried for sure when I was much younger. Is it still up. I'd guess it's been almost 10 years since I've looked, but a friend's hot mom, or a teacher, would've been the ultimate score. That's a goddamn boy's dream. How old were you and her when that went down?
Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant keep looking. if you have a large friend group, someone is bound to find something like this of a person you know mutually. there have been three four instances in which ive seen this. four people in total i've come across through the grapevine. all on fucking tumblr.
it was bad because they were not attractive by any means
I don't have a large friend group. I've known a lot of people though, so I like to think I'd have either known someone in one, or known someone who would've mentioned they knew someone. What were your instances on tumbler, like you found about their porn links there or is there porn on tumblrweed i dont even know I think I've been there once.
I would definitely be ok if it was some ugly bitch I've worked with or whoever, (I mean, within sensible reason) I'm think regardless of who it was, it grant me some oddly satisfying pleasure, unless it was a family member, probably.. I guess I'd probably watch a video of an attractive cousin or distant relative. -
2017-07-03 at 10:28 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ @Resty
AFF. I forgot about that place, I never really used it myself but I think I tried for sure when I was much younger. Is it still up. I'd guess it's been almost 10 years since I've looked, but a friend's hot mom, or a teacher, would've been the ultimate score. That's a goddamn boy's dream. How old were you and her when that went down?
19..maybe 20. So that's about 10 years for me as well. I don't think I even had a bank account/debit at the time so I probably couldn't have even upgraded to message her or whoever else without one probably. She wasn't particularly attractive either but she looked damn young for her age not a day over 25 and though I can't remember her exact age she was early 40's. My ex gf is now married to her son. If I was ever invited to Thanksgiving dinner I'd definitely have to say something like "Hey Daisy. Remember that time....". -
2017-07-03 at 10:37 PM UTChow it always happened was that i would have this two faced friend who was friends with me and the slag
said person would send tumblr links to the double crosser for attention and they would share it with me and other people for laughs
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randomly finding someone though would be like finding ten four leafed clovers at once or some shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-03 at 10:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop 19..maybe 20. So that's about 10 years for me as well. I don't think I even had a bank account/debit at the time so I probably couldn't have even upgraded to message her or whoever else without one probably. She wasn't particularly attractive either but she looked damn young for her age not a day over 25 and though I can't remember her exact age she was early 40's. My ex gf is now married to her son. If I was ever invited to Thanksgiving dinner I'd definitely have to say something like "Hey Daisy. Remember that time….".
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2017-07-04 at 5:35 AM UTCI saw a girl I knew in middle school in a solo video once, it was a nubiles.com video that had been reuploaded to xhamster
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2017-07-04 at 5:39 AM UTCI was going to make a joke about the birthday problem but then I realized no one would laugh so I just gave up.
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2017-07-04 at 5:48 AM UTC
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2017-07-04 at 6:44 AM UTCIt's that thing where you need a counterintuitively small number of people to find two with the same birthday, like there's a 50% chance that 2 or more out of 30 people will share a birthday. And more generally the chance of duplicates in a series of outcomes of a process grows much faster than the chance of a given outcome happening. So like the collision of birthdays and people knowing each other who are watching/making porn should probably obey a similar principal. Also it seems pretty easy to make a joke in the context of porn using the phrase "birthday problem" so it would work on two levels, but then you have to type this shitty pedantic wankery out and it becomes unfunny again.
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2017-07-04 at 7:04 AM UTCWell maybe that IS the case, but the likelihood goes way down for you to in fact personally know the person, same with the likelihood of one of the 30 people in the room to be the one with your birthday AND for you to also know that person on some level.
I'm sure it's much more if not highly likely for us to have at least a few times, if nothing else, glanced at someone driving by that we certainly don't remember having ever seen in a porn, but we have, or perhaps walked by in the grocery or seen at the ale store, whatever the case may be. Not too many amateur porn faces are memorable. -
2017-07-04 at 7:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny it becomes unfunny again.
It wouldn't have been funny to begin with. Normal people, in fact, barely anyone at all, would find this funny.
But then the absurdity that you would actually think this was a fitting joke and legitimately thought it was amusing, how it meshes with your personality, causes it to come full circle and actually become funny for reasons completely different than what you would have wanted.
I mean:
Originally posted by Lanny It's that thing where you need a counterintuitively small number of people to find two with the same birthday, like there's a 50% chance that 2 or more out of 30 people will share a birthday. And more generally the chance of duplicates in a series of outcomes of a process grows much faster than the chance of a given outcome happening. So like the collision of birthdays and people knowing each other who are watching/making porn should probably obey a similar principal. Also it seems pretty easy to make a joke in the context of porn using the phrase "birthday problem" so it would work on two levels, but then you have to type this shitty pedantic wankery out and it becomes unfunny again.
Hahahaha, who in the fuck would come up with something like this in a discussion about finding porn clips of people you know?
Can you imagine Lanny of all people actually saying this in an IRL conversation and the group just suddenly going silent. His face begins turning beet red, there's a surge of heat that gives rise to a strong urge to vent his collar or remove his hoodie, mind begins going blank as he struggles to decide whether he should just play it off or attempt to explain the joke, and of course he makes an attempt at elucidation and simply worsens the fiasco.
This is the kind of thing that haunts you for years and makes you want to commit suicide every time you think of it. I could see him becoming analogous to a divorced middle age woman who never managed to find someone again, deeply regrets her decision, and immediately does to grab a bottle of wine whenever certain memories of her former husband cross her mind, just sitting alone in the table with an expression that's a combination of emotional blankness and profound sadness, betraying an internal emotional death. "Why do I do I act like this? Why do I do this to myself?"
How the hell do I manage to repeatedly aggrandize these scenarios to such an absurd extent? Somehow my train of thought went from telling a bad joke to it leading to emotional trauma, alcoholism, severe depression, and potential suicide. At first I could genuinely see this happening, but then I read it back to myself and realize how absurd what I'm imagining becomes. -
2017-07-04 at 8:56 AM UTCPfft, self loathing pseudo intellectual is my whole gimmick. I'll always explain the joke. Some people find it endearing, the rest don't spend much time with me. It works out.
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2017-07-04 at 9:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny It's that thing where you need a counterintuitively small number of people to find two with the same birthday, like there's a 50% chance that 2 or more out of 30 people will share a birthday. And more generally the chance of duplicates in a series of outcomes of a process grows much faster than the chance of a given outcome happening. So like the collision of birthdays and people knowing each other who are watching/making porn should probably obey a similar principal. Also it seems pretty easy to make a joke in the context of porn using the phrase "birthday problem" so it would work on two levels, but then you have to type this shitty pedantic wankery out and it becomes unfunny again.
Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-07-04T06:48:24.941937+00:00
i don't think 1 in 365 people have done porn tho. i maybe wrong, but i wouldn't have thought so.
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2017-07-04 at 9:51 AM UTCyeah, I agree. I think the rule applies, it's just it's easy to underestimate both the comparative rareness of porn and, nonetheless, the incredible amount that's produced. Hardly anyone's a porn actor/actress and a single person can't reasonably watch more than a vanishing fraction of what gets produced, there are just a fuckton of people in the world.
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2017-07-04 at 9:55 AM UTCi've certainly seen many girls in porn that i would sure like to know irl tho, that's for sure. sascha grey for one.
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2017-07-04 at 11:01 AM UTCI saw picture of a girl that looked alot like someone I went to school with, but they seemed like they had bigger boobs and it was at some weird myspace angle so it was hard to tell.
