2017-07-03 at 9:49 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ya they just wanted to go to space and do drugs.
Whats the problem.
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2017-07-03 at 9:53 PM UTC
they done get got tryna live the dream
2017-07-03 at 10:14 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
They were two of the people who offed themselves when Comet Haley passed the Earth several years ago. They attached their souls to the comet as it sailed past, and they are now well on their way to a better world.