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I work with a Madman

  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This dude is a new hire,he just got out of the nuthouse I don't think my boss made a good decision hiring him.
    He gets mad and smashes things its scary,He is also delusional.
    He dropped a washer into motor yesterday basically lunched the engine,I showed him a pic inside the motor that I took with a bore scope and he said he can't see it,its not there.
    I think I gotta quit again and come back in 6 months.
    Hopefully he will be gone when I get back.
  2. #2
    Kill him and make it look like an accident.
  3. #3
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Don't change you and your livelihood for comrade dicknuts out on shore leave from the happy house. He goes, not you
  4. #4

    Originally posted by AngryOnion I think I gotta quit again and come back in 6 months.
    Hopefully he will be gone when I get back.

    Good plan, gotta know when to fold.
  5. #5
    I would murder and dispose of 80% of my coworkers if I could easily get away with it and I would feel nothing.
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  6. #6
    fag Houston
    Tell your boss he tried to touch your weiner.
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I would murder and dispose of 80% of my coworkers if I could easily get away with it and I would feel nothing.

    You lost all semblance of edginess when you willingly decided to fuck hydro.
  8. #8
    Sounds pretty pathetic

    Why don't you go to your boss?
  9. #9
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Kick his fucking ass, victim.
  10. #10
    What could go wrong in a garage full of 700 pound motor blocks or other assortments of shelved tools
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  11. #11
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Fuck something up major.

    Blame the fuck up.

    Be smart, though. Avoid cameras and witnesses. It'll be your good word against his.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack I would murder and dispose of 80% of my coworkers if I could easily get away with it and I would feel nothing.

  13. #13
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack Kill him and make it look like an accident.

    no, no. make an accident that kills him.
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When you go back in 6 months, it will all be foreigners who don't even speak English working there.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When you go back in 6 months, it will all be foreigners who don't even speak English working there.

    This happens every time I leave anywhere for 6 months. Always fucking Nigerians.
  16. #16
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I already quit last summer,took some time off went back for few days a week type of thing.
    Now I'm officially part time.
    I liked it better when I was working 3 days a week and paid in cash.
    Well I think this dude is going to self destruct or go back in the nut house.The boss knows the guy ain't all there.
    Two weeks ago my boss got a mile long text at 3 in the morning the guy was convinced that everyone in the shop was talking behind his back and planning to make him look bad.I've worked with batshit crazy people but this has me a little worried.
  17. #17
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When you go back in 6 months, it will all be foreigners who don't even speak English working there.

    Na, its a small shop we only have five people working there, that includes the boss.
    We also have a crazy black dude that sweeps up 2 days a week but he's harmless,sometimes he just stops what he's doing and yells FUCKIT FUCKIT FUCKIT really loud.I have to film it and post it sometime funny shit
  18. #18
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Does your boss just stop by the nuthouse for new hires or what?
  19. #19
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    No the crazy people just show up I mean I'm fucking nut job myself.
    You would not be leave some of the fucked up shit I've gotten away with.
    Birds of a feather flock together.
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