what would you do if a flat hooker flashed you?

1. 2016-10-23 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #1
   nonarky Houston
   ??
2. 2016-10-23 at 3:19 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   DFC is the only way.
3. 2016-10-23 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Double over, the beginning of what would be a mere charade of vomiting, bring my hands to my mouth and the extended index and middle fingers of my right hand down my throat, hidden by my left, then proceed to vomit a torrent of gastric matter. This would hopefully destroy any semblance of self esteem that foul licentious harlot had remaining.
4. 2016-10-23 at 3:50 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Double over, the beginning of what would be a mere charade of vomiting, bring my hands to my mouth and the extended index and middle fingers of my right hand down my throat, hidden by my left, then proceed to vomit a torrent of gastric matter. This would hopefully destroy any semblance of self esteem that foul licentious harlot had remaining.

   
   So i once dissed this girl that wanted to fugg because i have a gf already, but i was acting all flirty with her anyway. So she thought i would be down, and i considered it but seeing as she was friends with my gf as well i figured eh, this is going to become awkward really fast so i just ignored her completely one day. She got the message, she refused to speak with me for 30 days straight afterward el oh fuckin' el. Women can't handle rejection.
5. 2016-10-23 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd stick around like hockey, now what the puck. Cool as fuck, maneuver like vancouver canucks.
6. 2016-10-25 at 5:52 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   i do the typ of evil tht men do
   cursin out da window at a bitch an her freind too
7. 2016-10-25 at 7:03 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Look away and walk or drive the fuck away.
8. 2016-10-25 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #8
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   No, put your hands up to your eyes and start screaming/shrieing "My eyes, my eyes!" while sprinting away full speed.
9. 2016-10-25 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   onwe time a prossy asked if i wonted buisness wen i rode past on a bike doign tagging missions
10. 2016-10-25 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #10
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    smash her legs in with a ball-peen hammer
11. 2016-10-26 at 1:14 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wonder why I'm in a ghetto to start with
12. 2016-10-26 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #12
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    I would tell her to get her sexy 10 year old ass in my car while my viagra is still in effect.
13. 2016-10-26 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    your a fick suck and hope you die
14. 2016-10-26 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #14
    ArmsMerchant Houston
    I hope I have a heart attack while little girls are raping me. It's what I deserve.
15. 2016-10-26 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #15
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, I lol'd.
16. 2016-10-26 at 2:43 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    onwe time a prossy asked if i wonted buisness wen i rode past on a bike doign tagging missions

    
    
    
    "how much to ride around on my bike after I take the seat off"
17. 2016-10-29 at 1:15 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    wot u mean its is a oficial junnp bike it has no seat