Do any of you play drums

1. 2017-06-30 at 2:11 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   I'll pay for a session drummer for my shit music
   technical problems have come up and my music setup has gone from a 2/10 to basically nothing so yeah hmu
2. 2017-06-30 at 2:15 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I play the bongos and I can beatbox. I'm sure that doesn't help, I'm just letting you know.
   
   THANKS
3. 2017-06-30 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ I play the bongos and I can beatbox. I'm sure that doesn't help, I'm just letting you know.
   
   THANKS

   
   Beatbox sample now!
4. 2017-06-30 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   And no, I don't play the drums.
5. 2017-06-30 at 3:22 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR † Beatbox sample now!

   
   http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VucC482jRH
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RisiR †
6. 2017-06-30 at 3:32 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Boom Bap at its finest my nigga.
7. 2017-06-30 at 3:39 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I can do instrument requests . Just be sure you have headphones on to get the full experience of my skills.
8. 2017-06-30 at 4:28 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   https://therainmen.bandcamp.com/album/benadryl-e-p
   heres the shitty music
   some of the tracks have drums but they suck
9. 2017-06-30 at 4:31 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Dissociator https://therainmen.bandcamp.com/album/benadryl-e-p
   heres the shitty music
   some of the tracks have drums but they suck

   
   I wanted to check 'em out but you mentioned that they suck and that the music is shitty so I just decided to reply to you instead.
   
   Let me know if you need a beatboxer whenever you want to start making not shitty music and unsucky drumming.
10. 2017-06-30 at 5:15 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's something that we we've adopted the idea that playing a guitar, especially in a 'metal' band, is fucking METAL, watching someone fucking SHRED, MAN, and lay out sick riffs, all the while looking badass, but what I was thinking about is how aside from the true badassadness of someone playing any guitar with technical skills, is that they're otherwise just, as far as I'm concerned, just moving their hand up and down over some strings. lol
    
    Like imagine a band sounding the same but their guitars were invisible but their hands still did the motions? Your favorite rock/metal bands, live, performing their entire show with air guitars and air drums. I suppose if you really love the band you could still enjoy it but I feel like it would be awkward.
    
    My point, anyway, is that if we replaced guitars with flutes or better yet... ha. ahaha what if band members had to flap their arms like chicken wings in order to produce their music on stage? Do you think we'd have adapted to that as FUCKING METAL, HES KILLIN THOSE FLAPS, or would it make music die out? HUH? WHAT IF ALL MUSICAL NOTES COULD ONLY BE PRODUCED BY FLAPPING YOUR ARMS LIKE A CHIKIN???
11. 2017-06-30 at 5:17 PM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    https://therainmen.bandcamp.com/track/psycho-killer-2
    https://therainmen.bandcamp.com/track/ingrate
    https://therainmen.bandcamp.com/track/grandchildren-of-darkness
    
    honestly I don't think my music is shitty, just shitty quality recording/wtfzimmy mixing
    sploo tells me im delusional and its really bad in all aspects.
    I covered psycho killer and took every aspect of the song into consideration. listen to the sublime guitar
    the other ones are just like, pretty ok indie rock just kinda semi-bad
12. 2017-06-30 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I listened to psycho killer cover. I liked it. In large part because singing fa fa fa, fa fa fafa fa fa is extremely satisfying and listening to you sing it is almost just as satisfying. Thanks .
13. 2017-06-30 at 5:34 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I play guitar and bass and I sing
    
    if you pay me I will sing for you roshambo because you're the worst singer I've ever heard
14. 2017-06-30 at 5:36 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Obviously you've never heard your mom.
    
    hue
15. 2017-06-30 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I play guitar and bass and I sing
    
    if you pay me I will sing for you roshambo because you're the worst singer I've ever heard

    
    Gimme a demo
    Sing hope by descendants
    And I'll consider it
16. 2017-07-01 at 7:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I banged around on them for a while. I got decent natural rhythm but channeling it to a set of drums was difficult. of course I didn't keep playing, it would of corrected itself out and I would of got a lot better.
    
    I just had no place to bash a set of drums. no where to really build a damper room. cheap acoustic concept is to go buy movers burlap pads from Uhaul.. acoustic tiles were very expensive in the day. People used egg cartoons too. I dont think they worked very well.
    
    today you can probably make your own
17. 2017-07-01 at 7:03 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I play guitar and bass and I sing
    
    if you pay me I will sing for you roshambo because you're the worst singer I've ever heard

    
    Now I have to learn this Bass I bought.. or buy some Rolands and practice again. I havn't in 20 years.
    
    We could do an Online session in about a year.. LOL
18. 2017-07-01 at 7:04 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    we have no rights no future no reasons why were born to die
    
    gone 2 bed, god is dead lies and truth are in my head