American football is the greatest sport because it is most like war

1. 2025-02-20 at 6:06 PM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston
   Air and ground attack, invading the enemy's territory, etc. Strategy is paramount and the most important person on the team is an old man.
   
   The shape of the ball adds unique elements. No ball as heavy can be thrown so far and accurately. It fits in the crooked arm of a runner and bounces unpredictably.
   
   It's one of the only sports that takes advantage of the two human postures, standing and prone.
   
   But it's too expanse and dangerous. A simpler, safer version should be developed for the world.
2. 2025-02-20 at 7:03 PM UTC

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   Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
   Op is a lover of athletic black males and their performance with balls
3. 2025-02-20 at 7:11 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Tab Numlock But it's too expanse and dangerous. A simpler, safer version should be developed for the world.

   
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4. 2025-02-20 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   George Orwell's notes on nationalism say football is like war play. It keeps people appeased.
5. 2025-02-20 at 9:25 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Rollerball is they greatest sport ever conceived.