Are very old people real?

1. 2025-02-18 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   3-6-9, damn you fine
   Hoping she can sock it to me one more time
   Get low, get low (get low), get low (get low), get low (get low)
   To the window (to the window), to the wall (to the wall)
   'Til the sweat drop down my balls (my balls)
   'Til all these bitches crawl
   'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
   'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
   'Til all skeet-skeet, motherfucker (motherfucker)
   'Til all skeet-skeet, goddamn (goddamn)
2. 2025-02-18 at 5:36 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The Chinese and Indians and Pakistanis do stuff like look for people who died recently and then file a tax return in their name, using their SSN, returning thousands of dollars in profits. When the family doesn't report the death to the authorities, the scam can go on for years.
3. 2025-02-18 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #23
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Chinese and Indians and Pakistanis do stuff like look for people who died recently and then file a tax return in their name, using their SSN, returning thousands of dollars in profits. When the family doesn't report the death to the authorities, the scam can go on for years.

   
   lets see the proof
4. 2025-02-18 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   no
5. 2025-02-18 at 9:52 PM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan

   
   some guru type of gaslighter said to me "The first person to live to be a thousand year was born today'
   
   weirded me out. Did he mean Christ returned and we will live 1000 years in peace or was it AntiChrist or did science have a major fucking breakthrough
   
   I didn't get the statement or declaration or whatever the fuck he was saying but it was rent free for about a week until now
   Thanks a lot Cosmo
6. 2025-02-18 at 9:53 PM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan According to the Social Security database, these are the numbers of people in each age bucket with the death field set to FALSE!

   
   oh you should of said that in the initial post. I get it, USAID related? Elon busted more fraud
7. 2025-02-18 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   I just had a comically gross thought
   
   US AIDGATE
   
   Goatse much
   
   
8. 2025-02-19 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   USAID is only 0.3% of the total budget, three tenths of one percent.
9. 2025-02-19 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina lets see the proof

   
   Only one of the scammers would say that, which means you're probably one of them.
10. 2025-02-19 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #30
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only one of the scammers would say that, which means you're probably one of them.

    
    no proof i c
11. 2025-02-19 at 3:34 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    So heartless to cancel support payments to 200-year-old people.
12. 2025-02-21 at 3:45 AM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    gib me dats fo free
13. 2025-02-21 at 3:52 AM UTC

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    ner vegas Space Nigga
    vampires don't need SSI
14. 2025-02-21 at 12:54 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas vampires don't need SSI

    
    Although you'll often see them at the blood bank these days. Times are rough for everyone.
15. 2025-02-21 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ner vegas vampires don't need SSI

    
    theyre highlanders
16. 2025-02-22 at 1:47 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag He ruins every thread.

    
    You do the same thing with anti-misogyny rants instead of penis poop.
17. 2025-02-22 at 1:49 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan

18. 2025-02-22 at 1:55 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Speedy Parker