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  1. #21
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
  2. #22
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Wozny wears his boxers backwards for ease of entry
  3. #23
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u Wozny wears his boxers backwards for ease of entry

    how do you think I got buttworms
  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bambii<3u Wozny wears his boxers backwards for ease of entry



    Originally posted by Landy Pamm how do you think I got buttworms

    So let's summarize shall we. You wear your boxers backwards to allow easy access to your ass and got worms from ass sex.
  5. #25
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So let's summarize shall we. You wear your boxers backwards to allow easy access to your ass and got worms from ass sex.

    GOLD STAR FOR THE OBVIOUS SARCASTIC RESPONSE GIVEN
  6. #26
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Quick Chris, get the giant magnet and lets catch Kafka by her chastity belt.
    Then we can take it to those MAGA guys at the recycling center who will help us cut it off.
    Then we give Kafka a lot of grapes.
  7. #27
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    What will I be doing tomorrow
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm GOLD STAR FOR THE OBVIOUS SARCASTIC RESPONSE GIVEN

    So you admit to letting other men fuck you.
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  9. #29
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Quick Chris, get the giant magnet and lets catch Kafka by her chastity belt.
    Then we can take it to those MAGA guys at the recycling center who will help us cut it off.
    Then we give Kafka a lot of grapes.

    One way or another, I will protect my autonomy. Making threats like these to instill fear will only drive me to the more extreme options to ensure it.
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  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag One way or another, I will protect my autonomy. Making threats like these to instill fear will only drive me to the more extreme options to ensure it.

    Or you could just shut the fuck up already.
  11. #31
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Now that I know rapists won't stop trying to rape when confronted with an anti-rape belt, I am considering getting a cyanide tooth installed.
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Now that I know rapists won't stop trying to rape when confronted with an anti-rape belt, I am considering getting a cyanide tooth installed.

    They don't have those at your local dentist dumbass.
  13. #33
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Since POLECAT threatened that my tubal ligation surgery can be reversed, that makes me more inclined to have my womb removed. I will do whatever it takes to have peace of mind.
  14. #34
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They don't have those at your local dentist dumbass.

    Someone in Turkey will do it, they need the money.
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Someone in Turkey will do it, they need the money.

    That would be funny. Please try that.
  16. #36
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I know men like you can't stand for women to have any autonomy so I will go to extremes.
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  17. #37
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Me too.
  18. #38
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    My tubal ligation is scheduled for August but if Andrew Tate is freed I will be seeking womb removal instead.
  19. #39
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Once u r dewombed will you be contacting a special friend for worry free creampies
  20. #40
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Trump has called for Andrew Tate to be freed and if he is there's a chance he could become the next British PM, he said that was his aim and Elon could rig another election. I know because he's sadistic that he will seek for women who've been sterilised to have the procedure reversed, so womb removal will be a necessity.
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