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What would be a good one-question IQ test?

  1. 2025-02-15 at 5:08 AM UTC
    #1
    Tab Numlock Houston
    To quickly determine if someone is reasonably smart. How about:

    What is the square root of one million?

    It doesn't require any mental math, just the knowledge of what a square root and a million are.
  2. 2025-02-15 at 6:34 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    a QR code that you have to unsramble into being read. It assumes you know the entire functions of how a QR code works and rewards you with a lil bitcoin. Anyone that can't solve the riddle is deemed a retard and after XXX years all non solvers are rounded up and shot in the head
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  3. 2025-02-15 at 7:37 AM UTC
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    ner vegas Space Nigga
    tell me a short conversation between Tom and Jake, where Tom recounts something that happened between his friends Andrew and Henry
  4. 2025-02-15 at 7:38 AM UTC
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    ner vegas Space Nigga
    also the Piaget water-level test
  5. 2025-02-15 at 8:20 AM UTC
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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Tab Numlock To quickly determine if someone is reasonably smart. How about:

    What is the square root of one million?

    It doesn't require any mental math, just the knowledge of what a square root and a million are.

    knowledge ≠ iq

    on topic:

    "whats your IQ?"
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  6. 2025-02-15 at 8:21 AM UTC
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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ner vegas tell me a short conversation between Tom and Jake, where Tom recounts something that happened between his friends Andrew and Henry

    need dolls
  7. 2025-02-15 at 9:06 AM UTC
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
  8. 2025-02-15 at 9:42 AM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ner vegas tell me a short conversation between Tom and Jake, where Tom recounts something that happened between his friends Andrew and Henry

    Tom is clearly being influenced by reptiles
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  9. 2025-02-15 at 10:23 AM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas tell me a short conversation between Tom and Jake, where Tom recounts something that happened between his friends Andrew and Henry

    Tom: Hey, Jake, you know that shitshow with Andrew and Henry last week?

    Jake: Oh, please, do tell. I've been dying to hear about their latest fuck-up.

    Tom: So, they both had their eyes on that new chick, Rachel, at the bar.

    Jake: The one with the tattoos and the sassy attitude?

    Tom: Yeah, her. They were both trying to charm the pants off her like a couple of desperate dickheads.

    Jake: Classic. Did they end up fighting over her or what?

    Tom: It was worse than that. Andrew, the dumbass, starts telling Rachel this bullshit story about how he's a professional chef.

    Jake: Oh no, he didn't. What a fucking liar.

    Tom: And then, Henry, who actually can't cook to save his life, decides to one-up him. So he starts spouting off all this fancy culinary shit, trying to impress Rachel too.

    Jake: Oh, this is gold. Did Rachel buy any of it?

    Tom: Well, she's not exactly an idiot. She calls them out on their bullshit and asks them to make her a dish right there.

    Jake: In the bar? What the fuck were they thinking?

    Tom: Exactly! So they start arguing, and Andrew grabs a bottle of hot sauce from the bar, throws it at Henry. It hits him right in the face!

    Jake: Oh my god, that's hilarious! Did it go in his eyes?

    Tom: You bet your ass it did. The poor son of a bitch is screaming, rolling on the floor like he's on fire.

    Jake: And Rachel? What did she do?

    Tom: She just laughed and left them both to wipe their own tears. They looked like two sad, pathetic saps.

    Jake: Fucking priceless. What a couple of morons.

    Tom: Tell me about it. They're lucky they didn't get kicked out.

    Jake: Or worse, banned for life. Serves them right for being such lying sacks of shit.
  10. 2025-02-15 at 10:33 AM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Tom: That wasn't short at all
  11. 2025-02-15 at 2:06 PM UTC
    #11
    Tab Numlock Houston
    It's 1,000, BTW.
  12. 2025-02-15 at 2:44 PM UTC
    #12
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    “How many syllables are in ‘www’?”
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  13. 2025-02-15 at 3:57 PM UTC
    #13
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by ner vegas tell me a short conversation between Tom and Jake, where Tom recounts something that happened between his friends Andrew and Henry

    This doesn’t happen
  14. 2025-02-15 at 4:11 PM UTC
    #14
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by shitty titty This doesn’t happen

    IQ: 3
  15. 2025-02-15 at 4:39 PM UTC
    #15
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by ner vegas IQ: 300
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  16. 2025-02-15 at 4:40 PM UTC
    #16
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Which is also the square root of 1 million

    Say something bitch
  17. 2025-02-15 at 4:43 PM UTC
    #17
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by shitty titty Which is also the square root of 1 million

    Say something bitch

    something bitch
  18. 2025-02-15 at 5:45 PM UTC
    #18
    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    I tell a nigga "hey we're gonna give you the 1 question iq test" and if he appears to be
  19. 2025-02-15 at 6:32 PM UTC
    #19
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    If your hand is bigger than your face you’re retarded
  20. 2025-02-15 at 6:51 PM UTC
    #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fluttershy If your hand is bigger than your face you’re retarded

    What if your mouth is bigger than your foot?
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