Originally posted by Tab Numlock
Fun fact: The niggers never discovered Madagascar, an island larger than CA 250 miles offshore. Malaysians finally did about 2K yrs ago.
But then, the gorillas and chimps didn't either.
That is why the whole humans came from Africa theory stinks. Africa has more coastline than any continent yet Africans never sailed and discovered the world like Europeans and to some extent the ornamentals, and pollykneeshuns. So what, they walked to Europe, turned white, and then built boats instead of canoes?
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Mormonism, the principal branch of the Latter Day Saint movement started by Joseph Smith in upstate New York during the 1820s.
In 1831 the Mormons bought property in and established several settlements in Jackson County, Missouri, and had built a temple site in Independence, the county seat.
They pretty much got kicked out of the county by local residents. State troops were even involved. Look into the Battle of Crooked River. It happened during The 1838 latter-day saint War. They were only in Missouri until that battle in 1838, when the governor of Missouri threw them out of the state.
Oh I know. I was raised in that religion/cult. I was referring to this belief though.
I was actually born in Independence
Yes, Mormons believe the Garden of Eden was somewhere in Missouri, but the exact location is unknown. Mormon founder Joseph Smith taught that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson or Daviess County, Missour
Originally posted by Semiazas
Oh I know. I was raised in that religion/cult. I was referring to this belief though.
I was actually born in Independence
Yes, Mormons believe the Garden of Eden was somewhere in Missouri, but the exact location is unknown. Mormon founder Joseph Smith taught that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson or Daviess County, Missour
LoL, that's a long way from Utah.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
That is why the whole humans came from Africa theory stinks. Africa has more coastline than any continent yet Africans never sailed and discovered the world like Europeans and to some extent the ornamentals, and pollykneeshuns. So what, they walked to Europe, turned white, and then built boats instead of canoes?
This is due to the geography of Africa. The African coastline doesn't support sailing, plus the woods there aren't suitable for building sailing ships. Europe developed sailing because it is all small islands and peninsulas and had suitable trees.
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There was a Mormon boy from Utah in my platoon in basic trying. Tupical blonde haired blue eyed Salt Lake City Mormon kid. Even in his fatigues he looked like he should be wearing black shoes and pants with a white shirt and black tie.
I forget his name so I'll just call him Norm. Norm was very naive having been raised in a strict sheltered environment. One day, on the range he called his rifle his gun and one of the drill sergeants over heard him. It was a black female Sgt. He looked at Norm and yelled, "PRIVATE, GRAB YO SHIT"! Confused, Norm reached back and grabbed his ass cheek and the whole platoon cracked up. Even the Sgt. was fighting a grin. He told someone in the the platoon to tell Norm what his shit was. One of the black in the platoon told Norm whe was talking about his dick.
Norm turned beet red at the thought of grabbing his crotch in front of a female but did as ordered. At which point the Sgt walked Norm thought the whole;
This is my weapon This my gun This is for killing This is for fun
thing while she made him hold his dick in one hand and his rifle in the other.
Originally posted by Cosmopolitan
This is due to the geography of Africa. The African coastline doesn't support sailing, plus the woods there aren't suitable for building sailing ships. Europe developed sailing because it is all small islands and peninsulas and had suitable trees.
Yeah, because the Japanese have so much wood...
Marine-grade plywood is usually made of tropical hardwoods, like ipe, birch, teak, or mahogany. Mahogany comes from Africa.
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
There was a Mormon boy from Utah in my platoon in basic trying. Tupical blonde haired blue eyed Salt Lake City Mormon kid. Even in his fatigues he looked like he should be wearing black shoes and pants with a white shirt and black tie.
I forget his name so I'll just call him Norm. Norm was very naive having been raised in a strict sheltered environment. One day, on the range he called his rifle his gun and one of the drill sergeants over heard him. It was a black female Sgt. He looked at Norm and yelled, "PRIVATE, GRAB YO SHIT"! Confused, Norm reached back and grabbed his ass cheek and the whole platoon cracked up. Even the Sgt. was fighting a grin. He told someone in the the platoon to tell Norm what his shit was. One of the black in the platoon told Norm whe was talking about his dick.
Norm turned beet red at the thought of grabbing his crotch in front of a female but did as ordered. At which point the Sgt walked Norm thought the whole;
This is my weapon This my gun This is for killing This is for fun
thing while she made him hold his dick in one hand and his rifle in the other.
Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
That is why the whole humans came from Africa theory stinks. Africa has more coastline than any continent yet Africans never sailed and discovered the world like Europeans and to some extent the ornamentals, and pollykneeshuns. So what, they walked to Europe, turned white, and then built boats instead of canoes?
