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So you're attracted to men and women but still can't get laid?

  1. #1
    Knitler Houston
    I guess you're bi-urself

  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
  3. #3
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    over a decade of shitposting and bradleyb still struggles to come up with anything more substantial than gay jokes and pictures of cafeteria food
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Knitler Houston
    Originally posted by Fluttershy over a decade of shitposting and bradleyb still struggles to come up with anything more substantial than gay jokes and pictures of cafeteria food

    That's right
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  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Knitler I guess you're bi-urself


    Your projector just burned a hole in your deflector.
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  7. #7
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I wanna dangle one of those pizza slices out of my mouth and pretend I have a really long pizza tongue.
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    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fluttershy over a decade of shitposting and bradleyb still struggles to come up with anything more substantial than gay jokes and pictures of cafeteria food

    If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
  9. #9
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by blackbird I wanna dangle one of those pizza slices out of my mouth and pretend I have a really long pizza tongue.

    I can ram my cock in your mouth and you can pretend you are eating a bratwurst. Yum, open wide!
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by blackbird I wanna dangle one of those pizza slices out of my mouth and pretend I have a really long pizza tongue.

    and then slidding the entire length of it into your mouth without gagging
  12. #12
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
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  13. #13
    Kroz's Ghost Tuskegee Airman
    Alright
  14. #14
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina and then slidding the entire length of it into your mouth without gagging

    I have a pretty strong gag reflex, but those don’t look that big so I probably could fit one in my mouth whole.
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    Bambii<3u Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by blackbird I have a pretty strong gag reflex, but those don’t look that big so I probably could fit one in my mouth whole.

    Are you a guy
  16. #16
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by blackbird I have a pretty strong gag reflex, but those don’t look that big so I probably could fit one in my mouth whole.

    emmmm
  17. #17
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Getting laid is overrated. I've fucked 64 women and another probably 20 or 30 that I paid and 5 or so trans ans I'm telling you, it might sound gay (what else is new with semi) but unless I really have feelings for someone, it gets old
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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Semiazas Getting laid is overrated. I've fucked 64 women and another probably 20 or 30 that I paid and 5 or so trans ans I'm telling you, it might sound gay (what else is new with semi) but unless I really have feelings for someone, it gets old

    how many of thosw women have penises
  19. #19
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Like 5. I mentioned the trans. I didn't hook up with on until like 2011. By then I was already at like 30 or more. I lost my list. And even the trans had to be super passable
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    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Semiazas Like 5. I mentioned the trans. I didn't hook up with on until like 2011. By then I was already at like 30 or more. I lost my list. And even the trans had to be super passable

    if your not gay and if theyre capable of arousing you doesnt that means theyre women
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