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Issue with "my mate"

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    As some of you know or can relate I'm a bit of a drifter so I've never really set down roots or hold d0wn friends but there's a situation I'm in.
    So my mate who I smoke with (not the noncey one,the one who gives me his dihydrocodeine cause he's smokes smack on the sly) he's been seeing my neighour next door off and om for about 8 or so months or probably longer anyway

    She's cheated on him and he knows/ sort of knows to an extent but always goes crawling back


    Well the other week I hear her vomiting cause she's a bit of an alchy an I keep an eye on her cause I'm a good person supposedly but she vomiting harder than usual so I gets a fucking ambulance out and turns out she's pregnant but I know and my mate knows she's banging behing his back and now it's just awkward as fuck cause I think she's done a dirty on him and he's basically getting cucked and it's sort of funny and infuriating at the same time

    And part of me just wants to.pull him to the side and go and I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say this cab is rare
    But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
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  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Not but seriously though I want to say is it even yous bruh
  3. #3
    Knitler Houston
    Is it possibly yours? Or do you not get any pussy on free alcoholic pussy day
  4. #4
    Knitler Houston
    Instigaytor when was the last time you had sex with a woman
  5. #5
    2nd2lastraw Yung Blood
    your mate is dead
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    blood ell i'll bash ye fuooking ed in
  7. #7
    Knitler Houston
    Gaytor download telegram again
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Man

    Today she's not even fucking pregnant, my mate is a twat. Lying slag.

    Some people deserve to be sterilised, fucking pondlife.

    Originally posted by Knitler Gaytor download telegram again

    What's up?
  9. #9
    Knitler Houston
    I miss my friend
  10. #10
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood blood ell i'll bash ye fuooking ed in

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