The plight of the dallas cowboys

1. 2017-06-29 at 7:41 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I grew up with the austin ice bats, the first hockey team in austin that only lasted a couple years. But for my birth day my mom bought me an ice mug for my kool=aid and coke with emmit smith on it and it would shimmer when you would turn it all those stars glimmering like a star spangle banner.
   
   My next door neighbor growing up was the guy that stocked macaroni and cheese at heb, and he was a really tall guy. I would go over at 6 years old and hang out with his daughter who was 5 and she would start screaming at me how I'm a boy and she's a girl and we have a penis and a vagina.
   And she started beating me into submission with a plastic sword. I was pretty confused back then, but her dad took me into his garage and he was drinking a brew and all around in the garage was poster of dallas cheerleaders. I was wearing a dallas cowboys sweater at the time, and he picked me up and we watched the dallas cowboys and he was asking me what i thought about the cowboys and I didn't know what to say.
   
   
   
   
   Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-06-29T07:44:13.804839+00:00
2. 2017-06-29 at 7:44 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   they got a beer for that
   
   
   
   
   
   
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   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • kroz
3. 2017-06-29 at 7:45 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   THIS FRED IS NOW ABOUT THE VIKINGS!
4. 2017-06-29 at 7:45 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
5. 2017-06-29 at 7:46 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Bill Krozby, your life stories are completely inane and worthless. They are without any value, just as you are.
6. 2017-06-29 at 7:47 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
7. 2017-06-29 at 7:48 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Malice Bill Krozby, your life stories are completely inane and worthless. They are without any value, just as you are.

   
   better than your suicidal stories about your trips to the ativan hospital you cuck
8. 2017-06-29 at 7:49 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Malice Bill Krozby, your life stories are completely inane and worthless. They are without any value, just as you are.

   
   what and you think yours are interesting?? pot/kettle much.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-06-29 at 7:50 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   wish i had another brew
10. 2017-06-29 at 7:53 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby wish i had another brew

    
    there's no beer for that
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-29 at 7:54 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    they got a beer for that
    
    
    
    
    
    
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12. 2017-06-29 at 7:55 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by NARCassist there's no beer for that
    
    
    
    
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    oh. ok
    
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by NARCassist there's no beer for that
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-29 at 7:59 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That girl looks fucking brain dead.
14. 2017-06-29 at 8 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh. ok
    
    

    
    now that MAKES AMERICAN FOOTBALL WORTH WATCHING.
    
    
    
    
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15. 2017-06-29 at 8 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by 霍比特人 That girl looks fucking brain dead.

    
    in a sexy coked up way, chicken, you would know a thing or two about brain dead bitches.
16. 2017-06-29 at 8:03 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by 霍比特人 That girl looks fucking brain dead.

    
    they're the best types, brain dead and fucking gagging for it.
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-29 at 8:04 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The plight of the Dallas Cowboys is that they suck
18. 2017-06-29 at 8:07 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 The plight of the Dallas Cowboys is that they suck

    no shit bitch
    
19. 2017-06-29 at 8:10 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh. ok
    
    

    
    8.5/10 wood bang. Also don't know much about the cowboys other than I was a huge Troy Aikman fan as a kid...can't even remember why though.
20. 2017-06-29 at 8:12 AM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by NARCassist now that MAKES AMERICAN FOOTBALL WORTH WATCHING.
    
    
    
    
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    You're still able to get turned on by cheerleaders? Good lord, it doesn't seem normal to not be greatly desensitized.