Welcome to the year of the 🐍!

1. 2025-01-31 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #21
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
2. 2025-01-31 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't believe in years

   
   That's OK, you don't have many left.
3. 2025-01-31 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #23
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Elbow i hate that this genuinely brightened my day
   
   there is something wrong with me

   
   I don’t. I don’t hate that at all :)
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Elbow
4. 2025-01-31 at 9:11 PM UTC

   #24
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I am in a year that the snake claims, I'm not real happy bout it
5. 2025-01-31 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty I don’t. I don’t hate that at all :)

   
   I AM BECOMING A NORMIE WHO LAUGHS AT CUTE ANIMALS AND SILLY LITTLE JOKES
6. 2025-02-01 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   Matthew 10:16
   
   Be wise as the snake, Gentle as a Dove
7. 2025-02-01 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   This reminds me of my cousin Bobby who lost his legs.
   God didn’t take them though it was diabetes
8. 2025-02-01 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #28
   Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Fluttershy This reminds me of my cousin Bobby who lost his legs.
   God didn’t take them though it was diabetes

   
   If only there was some magic cure to rollback diabetes.
   https://www.endocrine.org/news-and-advocacy/news-room/2022/intermittent-fasting-may-reverse-type-2-diabetes
   Just don't eat?
9. 2025-02-01 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fluttershy This reminds me of my cousin Bobby who lost his legs.
   God didn’t take them though it was diabetes

   
   Because god took the serpents legs away and cursed him to the ground?
10. 2025-02-01 at 4:21 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan If only there was some magic cure to rollback diabetes.
    https://www.endocrine.org/news-and-advocacy/news-room/2022/intermittent-fasting-may-reverse-type-2-diabetes
    Just don't eat?

    
    Ahmm.. some people are born with Type 1. skinny af but still have the same problems. Not every case is fat related
11. 2025-02-01 at 5:14 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Bradley Dogsbane
    I am training my snake
12. 2025-02-01 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Because god took the serpents legs away and cursed him to the ground?

    
    Pay attention, that was the Jade Emperor.
13. 2025-02-01 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #33
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Ahmm.. some people are born with Type 1. skinny af but still have the same problems. Not every case is fat related

    
    https://www.medtronic-diabetes.com/en-ZA/blog/intermittent-fasting-effective-way-manage-type-1-diabetes-find-out-what-research-says
    
    Type 1 and type 2 diabetes are the exact same disease with the exact same cure.
14. 2025-02-01 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley I am training my snake

    
    you jelqing bro?
15. 2025-02-01 at 2:21 PM UTC

    #35
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Elbow you jelqing bro?

    
    Don't feed the retards.
16. 2025-02-01 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #36
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    How can u train a snake that’s destined to Reality
17. 2025-02-01 at 2:22 PM UTC

    #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Who are the retards ? How embarrassing.
18. 2025-02-01 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #38
    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Who are the retards ? How embarrassing.

    
    The dog stabbers.
19. 2025-02-01 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Don't feed the retards.

    
    i'm one of them
    
20. 2025-02-01 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #40
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U can’t make up different terms lol