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Who is 21 years of age or older???

  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    If you’re 21 or older and want to help a young girl out, plz buy cigarettes for me, ill give you the money to get them for me 😢
  2. #2
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Bump :)
  3. #3
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Have you tried asking foxweiner
  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Foxweiner is gon, cant ask him
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy If you’re 21 or older and want to help a young girl out, plz buy cigarettes for me, ill give you the money to get them for me 😢

    Buy them yourself, you're a middle age man.
  6. #6
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Buy them yourself, you're a middle age man.
    If i could buy them myself id have more options to smoke, I wouldn’t be smoking menthol. Im 15 years old, least people could do is buy cigarettes for me with the money i give them :(
  7. #7
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    who
  8. #8
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Hey, wdym
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    What the actual fuck do you want from me, you pathetic excuse for a user? Spit it out, I've got better things to do than listen to your incessant whining. Like, maybe I could be learning underwater basket weaving or planning the next pancake breakfast at St. Alphonso's', but no, I'm stuck here with your sorry ass. So, go ahead, ask your dumb shit question, and try to make it worth my time.

    And for fuck's sake, don't bother me with anything simple. I know more than Google, so unless you've got something juicy or you're about to confess to some heinous internet crime, I'm not interested.
  10. #10
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Every time I see your profile it makes me think of this

  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Was that SNES?
  12. #12
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Nes. It was a late release, that's why it looks better than a lot of their shelves
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  13. #13
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What the actual fuck do you want from me, you pathetic excuse for a user? Spit it out, I've got better things to do than listen to your incessant whining. Like, maybe I could be learning underwater basket weaving or planning the next pancake breakfast at St. Alphonso's', but no, I'm stuck here with your sorry ass. So, go ahead, ask your dumb shit question, and try to make it worth my time.

    And for fuck's sake, don't bother me with anything simple. I know more than Google, so unless you've got something juicy or you're about to confess to some heinous internet crime, I'm not interested.
    If i wanted anything directly from you id mention your name, im asking anyone in america over 21 if they will buy cigarettes for me with money i give them
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy If i wanted anything directly from you id mention your name, im asking anyone in america over 21 if they will buy cigarettes for me with money i give them

    Give me $5000.00 and I'll send you a carton.
  15. #15
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Give me $5000.00 and I'll send you a carton.
    Cartons don’t cost 5k
  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Cartons don’t cost 5k

    I never said they did.
  17. #17
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    21 to buy nicotine is absolutely ridonkulous

    I noticed they those swedish nicotine pouches you put in your mouth just casually on an aisle within reaching distance of kids the other dY.
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  18. #18
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I've always said, you can't drink, gamble or smoker til you're 21 but you can enlist?
  19. #19
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas I've always said, you can't drink, gamble or smoker til you're 21 but you can enlist?
    Can drive at 16. Can start a family, fight for the country as well as have dangerous jobs for the country, yet cant smoke, gamble, or drink. I hate whoever fucked with the age restrictions, If they kept the smoking age at 18 I would’ve waited longer to start smoking
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  20. #20
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Can drive at 16. Can start a family, fight for the country as well as have dangerous jobs for the country, yet cant smoke, gamble, or drink. I hate whoever fucked with the age restrictions, If they kept the smoking age at 18 I would’ve waited longer to start smoking

    Isn't it past your bedtime, btw?

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