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If I were Fascist dictator of China

  1. #1
    I would:

    *Ban characters and switch to Pinyin (they all use it to type).
    *Ban wet markets. Use canned, frozen and irradiated food.
    *Use clothes driers. They all insist on hanging their clothes in the filthy air.
    *Get the tap water drinkable. Bring in Western experts.
    *Invest in low cost family housing instead of luxury high rises.
    *All kids must learn to swim and participate in a sport.
    *Tax breaks for having kids, no tax after 4.
    *Gov't matchmaking service.
    *Kick the girls out of the men's colleges and educate boys for good jobs.
    *Ban masks. They do no good and create litter.
    *Set up breeding camps in Africa to produce chink babbies.
    *Leave Taiwan alone. Most of their tech comes from or thru Taiwan.
    *Build a decent jet engine and take over the airliner market.
    *Cut back unprofitable rail and expand airline service.
    *Create proper eugenics services (the Chinese abort or kill defective babbies).
    *Reestablish orderly succession. They can't get rid of Xi if they wanted to.
  2. #2
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You absolute barbarian!
  3. #3
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers You absolute fagit!

    fixd
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 fixd

    ^^^

    Non swimmer.
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