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Possible accidentally swallowed some smoke

  1. #1
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    While using. Anyone else ever do that?
  2. #2
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Ya I'm a big smoke swallower
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  3. #3
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    But I think I swallowed fire as well. Isn't that lethal?
  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Gosh semi emi be safe, tone it down a bit :(
  5. #5
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I actually set my face on fire back in 13. I was a bartender sometimes we'd get bored and blow fireballs with 151 rum. We'll I get my tax return and going to meet an old member, pc, in Chicago. My little used to live near Dallas so I stop by to see him. I see that he's got a bottle of everclear on the shelf but he's out studying. His roommate, you I've never met IA here ans I'm excited to show off.

    Now my bro had a small apt ans I didn't want to burn the whole house down. I take a few practice blows outside, figuring the wind. Once I feel I'm ready, I call the friend. I light it up and then blow. I don't know if the wind suddenly changed or I had a lot of spit on the light from all the practice runs but either way a huge flame goes out and right in my face. The other guy screams you're on fire so I'm stop drop and rolling, not knowing it was just my face. So he's slapping and punching me and it finally went out. I ended up having 2nd degree burns and couldn't work for 2 weeks because I was waiting tables.

    I don't have the immediate aftermath but this is probably the best one where you can see the scars



    *correction, this was on the way back
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  6. #6
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Still be safe, its not 13 anymore 😢
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Semiazas I actually set my face on fire back in 13. I was a bartender sometimes we'd get bored and blow fireballs with 151 rum. We'll I get my tax return and going to meet an old member, pc, in Chicago. My little used to live near Dallas so I stop by to see him. I see that he's got a bottle of everclear on the shelf but he's out studying. His roommate, you I've never met IA here ans I'm excited to show off.

    Now my bro had a small apt ans I didn't want to burn the whole house down. I take a few practice blows outside, figuring the wind. Once I feel I'm ready, I call the friend. I light it up and then blow. I don't know if the wind suddenly changed or I had a lot of spit on the light from all the practice runs but either way a huge flame goes out and right in my face. The other guy screams you're on fire so I'm stop drop and rolling, not knowing it was just my face. So he's slapping and punching me and it finally went out. I ended up having 2nd degree burns and couldn't work for 2 weeks because I was waiting tables.

    I don't have the immediate aftermath but this is probably the best one where you can see the scars



    *correction, this was on the way back

    That is literally why Bacardi stopped making 151. They were getting sued by drunks setting their faces on fire.

    I had a friend when we were teenagers who I turned onto weed. He swallowed some of the smoke without realizing it. About 30 minutes later he was sitting in the lving room with his parents and burped out a cloud of weed smoke in front of them. He got busted and we they asked where he got the weed he layed it on some kid named Paul Danko that neither of us liked.
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  8. #8
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Semiazas I actually set my face on fire back in 13. I was a bartender sometimes we'd get bored and blow fireballs with 151 rum. We'll I get my tax return and going to meet an old member, pc, in Chicago. My little used to live near Dallas so I stop by to see him. I see that he's got a bottle of everclear on the shelf but he's out studying. His roommate, you I've never met IA here ans I'm excited to show off.

    Now my bro had a small apt ans I didn't want to burn the whole house down. I take a few practice blows outside, figuring the wind. Once I feel I'm ready, I call the friend. I light it up and then blow. I don't know if the wind suddenly changed or I had a lot of spit on the light from all the practice runs but either way a huge flame goes out and right in my face. The other guy screams you're on fire so I'm stop drop and rolling, not knowing it was just my face. So he's slapping and punching me and it finally went out. I ended up having 2nd degree burns and couldn't work for 2 weeks because I was waiting tables.

    I don't have the immediate aftermath but this is probably the best one where you can see the scars



    *correction, this was on the way back

    Nice jawline.
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  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Nice jawline.

    How gay of you to notice.
  10. #10
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How gay of you to notice.
    Its not gay, maybe you’re jealous he has jawline and you just have FAT
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Its not gay, maybe you’re jealous he has jawline and you just have FAT

    Maybe you're a middle aged meth head faggot.
  12. #12
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Maybe you're a middle aged meth head faggot.
    Fat, pedophile, nigger cope
  13. #13
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Fat, pedophile, nigger cope

    Brain fried drug head cope
  14. #14
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Brain fried drug head cope
    Use commas
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Use commas

    make me
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    anal breathing
  17. #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How gay of you to notice.

    Nice way of telling me you don't have a good jawline like Semi. I feel your pain my friend.
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  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Nice way of telling me you don't have a good jawline like Semi. I feel your pain my friend.

    You'll excuse me if I'm not hurt by that comment coming from an ugly closet homosexual virgin mudslime.
  19. #19
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Nice way of telling me you don't have a good jawline like Semi. I feel your pain my friend.

    It's been awhile since you cammed up
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  20. #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You'll excuse me if I'm not hurt by that comment coming from an ugly closet homosexual virgin mudslime.

    You sound hurt. I didn't mean to hurt you, Speedy!
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