The cops are at my door

1. 2025-01-31 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #21
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm do you know where the ceiling studs are? do you own metal hangers?
   
   please call the crisis hotline if you answered yes to either question @800-273-TALK ext 8255

   
   Operator: "Do you have any rope laying around the house? Where are your valuables in the house stored right now?"
2. 2025-01-31 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   the operator just wants the valuables
   "Can I have them when you're Finished?"
3. 2025-01-31 at 7:18 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm do you know where the ceiling studs are? do you own metal hangers?
   
   please call the crisis hotline if you answered yes to either question @800-273-TALK ext 8255

   
   It would appear you have put a lot of thought into it.
4. 2025-01-31 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker It would appear you have put a lot of thought into it.

   
   not at all. it's the meme of the suicide guy with the photoshop cat in the ceiling
   
   you have an answer for everything I rent free in your head but usually wrong most times
5. 2025-01-31 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm not at all. it's the meme of the suicide guy with the photoshop cat in the ceiling
   
   you have an answer for everything I rent free in your head but usually wrong most times