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Welcome to the year of the šŸ!

  1. #1
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    More specifically, this year is that of the wood snake with the wood element holding profound meaning across the three major organized Chinese religions. In Daoism, the wood is a sign of returning to oneā€™s natural state or true nature, while in Confucianism it symbolizes becoming a more polished person. In Buddhism, itā€™s associated with letting go for growth.

    The positive qualities attached to the snake are anchored in two folklore tales. In the story of the creation of the Chinese zodiac, the snake was once a four-legged, happy creature who became angry after other animals isolated him because of his appearance. Blaming the Jade Emperor for creating him that way, the snakeā€™s anger morphed into physiological changes, like growing fangs, and prompted him to snap at the other creatures.

    Word reached the Jade Emperor, who punished him by taking away his legs. The heavenly ruler promised that if the snake won a race competition against the other animals, which would eventually dictate the order of the zodiac, the snake could win a prize and potentially get his legs back.

    Though the snake didnā€™t win, he placed sixth, impressing the emperor with his perseverance and dedication. The ruler made him one of the 12 animals of the zodiac. The race changed the snakeā€™s path in other ways, too.

    ā€œHe learned how to control that anger. But because that anger was a part of him for so long, he had the yearning to go out and harm and bite. When that happened, he would stay isolated and ā€¦ he would grow out of his old skin in order to let go of that past.ā€
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  2. #2
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cool story bro
  3. #3
    Elbow African Astronaut
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  4. #4
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    and on the first day you have an african-american hawk running into an "american" eagle.

    vely bad omen.
  5. #5
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    I forgot about this until someone down the street starting blasting off fireworks and doing burnouts while blasting 'summertime sadness' late at night
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  6. #6
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas I forgot about this until someone down the street starting blasting off fireworks and doing burnouts while blasting 'summertime sadness' late at night

    deracinated, completely alienated from your roots
  7. #7
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ner vegas I forgot about this until someone down the street starting blasting off fireworks and doing burnouts while blasting 'summertime sadness' late at night

    how can you forgot your own tet.

    isnt seedney like 10% chinese.
  8. #8
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Elbow deracinated, completely alienated from your roots

    genocided
  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina and on the first day you have an african-american hawk running into an "american" eagle.

    vely bad omen.

    ^Oriental African
  10. #10
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Zodiac smoldiac i saw what u did there fralamamacita


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  11. #11
    ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how can you forgot your own tet.

    isnt seedney like 10% chinese.

    way more than that, especially my suburb now
  12. #12
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    snek
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  13. #13
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
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  14. #14
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina and on the first day you have an african-american hawk running into an "american" eagle.

    vely bad omen.

    They both eat snek. The snek is powerful this year. Donā€™t fuq with snek.
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  15. #15
    Bradley Dogsbane
    I am a nice snake
  16. #16
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by shitty titty

    dis snake has 4 feet
  17. #17
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ner vegas way more than that, especially my suburb now

    good
  18. #18
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty They both eat snek. The snek is powerful this year. Donā€™t fuq with snek.

    facts

    don't fuq with uhhss sneks.


    tssss
  19. #19
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't believe in years
  20. #20
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty

    i hate that this genuinely brightened my day

    there is something wrong with me
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