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  1. Fact checkers never existed until the truth started getting out.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Aldra wishes me dead and this minor girl harm.
  3. Originally posted by Dirtbag Aldra wishes me dead and this minor girl harm.

    You don't really know what aldra wishes, you are just making out like you do.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Aldra wishes me dead and this minor girl harm.

    Others kind of wish you dead also. Me, I just wish someone would cut off your thumbs and fingers.
  5. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Others kind of wish you dead also. Me, I just wish someone would cut off your thumbs and fingers.

    Making international threats (by wish)
  6. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Making international threats (by wish)

    Is wishing within the grasp of the long arm of the law?
  7. Bradley Dogsbane
    I'm an international wanker
  8. Originally posted by Bradley I'm an international wanker

    And a long distance wanker, toll charges apply.
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Thing w bullies, they're always jealous of the ones they bully.

    Hmmmmm. This seems like a comforting lie that people tell the victims of bullying. I wasn't jealous of the kid who pissed his pants in class and who could be reliably brought to tears with a single punch. I bullied him because he was someone I didn't respect, and because he was an exceptionally easy target.

    Not to imply he wasn't better than me. God knows, he was, and presumably still is. Jealousy would have been entirely warranted, in hindsight. Alas, when I was 9 years old, I saw myself as basically his equal in all the domains in which he excelled. I saw myself as vastly superior in other areas, however, like "bladder control" and "combat effectiveness" (which I considered to be of paramount importance at the time), and to my childish mind, my maltreatment of him was simply a natural consequence of that.

    (I could make excuses about how I'd been on the other end of that equation before, how I'd been trained by those experiences to see maltreatment as a natural consequence of inferiority, but... I had as much agency as any other kid, and I'm certain that most other kids would not have harried him so relentlessly had they been in my shoes.)
  10. Originally posted by Elbow Hmmmmm. This seems like a comforting lie that people tell the victims of bullying. I wasn't jealous of the kid who pissed his pants in class and who could be reliably brought to tears with a single punch. I bullied him because he was someone I didn't respect, and because he was an exceptionally easy target.

    Not to imply he wasn't better than me. God knows, he was, and presumably still is. Jealousy would have been entirely warranted, in hindsight. Alas, when I was 9 years old, I saw myself as basically his equal in all the domains in which he excelled. I saw myself as vastly superior in other areas, however, like "bladder control" and "combat effectiveness" (which I considered to be of paramount importance at the time), and to my childish mind, my maltreatment of him was simply a natural consequence of that.

    (I could make excuses about how I'd been on the other end of that equation before, how I'd been trained by those experiences to see maltreatment as a natural consequence of inferiority, but… I had as much agency as any other kid, and I'm certain that most other kids would not have harried him so relentlessly had they been in my shoes.)

    You were "naturally" evil, in the day.
  11. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Elbow Hmmmmm. This seems like a comforting lie that people tell the victims of bullying. I wasn't jealous of the kid who pissed his pants in class and who could be reliably brought to tears with a single punch. I bullied him because he was someone I didn't respect, and because he was an exceptionally easy target.

    Not to imply he wasn't better than me. God knows, he was, and presumably still is. Jealousy would have been entirely warranted, in hindsight. Alas, when I was 9 years old, I saw myself as basically his equal in all the domains in which he excelled. I saw myself as vastly superior in other areas, however, like "bladder control" and "combat effectiveness" (which I considered to be of paramount importance at the time), and to my childish mind, my maltreatment of him was simply a natural consequence of that.

    (I could make excuses about how I'd been on the other end of that equation before, how I'd been trained by those experiences to see maltreatment as a natural consequence of inferiority, but… I had as much agency as any other kid, and I'm certain that most other kids would not have harried him so relentlessly had they been in my shoes.)

    I peed my pants too Lucy.
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You were "naturally" evil, in the day.

    Unquestionably. I want to believe I'm getting better, but only God can judge.
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty I peed my pants too Lucy.

    I'm going to be real with you: if I was Lucy by birth, and you peed yourself in the same class as me, I probably would have bullied you to the point of suicide.

    It is good that I was born with a Y chromosome, and that I thought girls had cooties.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow I'm going to be real with you: if I was Lucy by birth, and you peed yourself in the same class as me, I probably would have bullied you to the point of suicide.

    It is good that I was born with a Y chromosome, and that I thought girls had cooties.

    Girls had cooties until 1975. When I was in 7th grade the developed a vaccine for them.
  15. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Elbow I'm going to be real with you: if I was Lucy by birth, and you peed yourself in the same class as me, I probably would have bullied you to the point of suicide.

    It is good that I was born with a Y chromosome, and that I thought girls had cooties.

    And I’m going to be real with you: I probably would have just peed on you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty And I’m going to be real with you: I probably would have just peed on you.

    And I'm going to be even realer with you: this probably would have awakened something frighteningly perverse within me.
  17. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    :)
  18. Originally posted by Elbow Unquestionably. I want to believe I'm getting better, but only God can judge.

    Errr... how do we know you're not "unquestionably" and "naturally" evil right now??
  19. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    there is a big Situation happening in Washington. I wonder if the AA or military copter (if that's what it really was) had some very VIP Washington types on board.

    keep bantering on about your heartless NiS Bullshit you cold blooded Monkey mother fuckers. DEMONS!
  20. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty :)

    Faggot Wigger Hillbilly
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