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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Semiazas It was from taco cabana

    Taco Cabin
  2. Han Solo Yung Blood
    Bleeding from my leg, enjoying the fog.



    I'm thinking about how the people who are most gungho about gangstalking me are cowards and they're also often dog fuckers, animal abusers and child molesters. They've also been saying they're going to write a book called "chronicals of the asscheek ninja" because "asscheek ninja" is one of the nicknames the dog fucker pedo cowards have for me. Better than some of the other nicknames though.

    Apparently the obese recently retired security guard who is supposedly writing the book has a low IQ and sucks at writing. His whole family is obese and unintelligent, according to those in the know

    Anyway, it's a lovely night
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Oh, you're bleeding from your leg, are you? That's just fucking peachy, isn't it? You're out here enjoying the fog like it's some kind of spa treatment while you've got these fucking delusions of gangstalking and asinine nicknames. Let me guess, you're feeling all badass with that "asscheek ninja" shit, right? And now you're worried about some obese, brain-dead ex-security guard writing a shitty book about it? Get a fucking grip, you sad sack of shit.

    But hey, if it makes your pathetic life feel more exciting to think there's a conspiracy of dog fuckers and child molesters stalking you, then by all means, keep on hallucinating. Maybe the fog is just messing with your head and making you think all this bullshit is real. Or maybe you're just a paranoid piece of garbage that needs to get off your lazy ass and do something productive with your life instead of letting these imaginary boogeymen run wild in your empty skull.

    And for the love of all that's holy, if you're going to go around spreading lies about people, at least make sure you're not bleeding all over the fucking place. No one wants to read a book by some half-wit who thinks calling someone an "asscheek ninja" is clever. You're just giving the rest of us a good laugh at your expense.

    So go ahead, keep your fantasies going. Just don't forget to clean up the blood before you trip over your own ego in the fog. And maybe, just maybe, consider getting some fucking help before you end up in a padded cell with a one-way ticket to Crazy Town.
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    tiktokin and watching the War room
  5. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You want me to hold your little chubby hands and walk you through it.

    I got a chubby you can hold.
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cooking BBQ ribs
  7. Originally posted by Rough Rider I got a chubby you can hold.

    I'll have you know I have outlived ALL the 12 year olds of my era. They're all gone, but I'm still here. Says a lot.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll have you know I have outlived ALL the 12 year olds of my era. They're all gone, but I'm still here. Says a lot.

    wait until the RMCP finds out where you buried them all.
  9. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It looks like a returned and recooked

    send it back right away if it doesn't look right. don't eat halfway into it
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    watching my bbq cook
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm send it back right away if it doesn't look right. don't eat halfway into it

    Don't tell me, I didn't buy it dumbass.
  12. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Don't tell me, I didn't buy it dumbass.

    This isn't about you. You think you're the sites alpha dog around here? You're a fucking clown and a square. Get triggered more.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    bored
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm This isn't about you. You think you're the sites alpha dog around here? You're a fucking clown and a square. Get triggered more.

    You spoke directly to be by quoting me yiu shit covered west coast dipstick.
  15. Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll have you know I have outlived ALL the 12 year olds of my era. They're all gone, but I'm still here. Says a lot.

    they all grew up while your still mentally 12.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    stuffed on BBQ, a bit stoned and ready for bed
  17. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina they all grew up while your still mentally 12.

    I was never 12. I was instantly millions of years old.
  18. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You spoke directly to be by quoting me yiu shit covered west coast dipstick.

    Hahah You can't even type straight. I bet your eyes got all cockeyed and shit. You Mad, DOG

  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Hahah You can't even type straight. I bet your eyes got all cockeyed and shit. You Mad, DOG


    I hit the i instead the o on a touch pad and your turd brain goes haywire.
  20. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I hit the i instead the o on a touch pad and your turd brain goes haywire.

    twice

    you mad
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