Thinking about starting a stunt cock service

1. 2025-01-27 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   Bradley Dogsbane
   Were gonna be offering valentines day deals. It's what your significant other really wants.
   
   Basically you pay me and someone will come and give your girlfriend a real good dickin after which the stuntcockman will discreetly leave and you and your satisfied girlfriend/ sister/ wife can lay in your arms and feel just so pleasured thanks to you.
   
   Weight limit of 299lb or less STRICTLY enforced.
2. 2025-01-27 at 10:05 PM UTC

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   Bradley Dogsbane
   Kinda like how actors will have a stuntman who does the hard stuff but the other guy gets the credit.
3. 2025-01-27 at 10:09 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   unsubscribed
4. 2025-01-27 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I need to hire you for when I want to fuck a cactus full of hornets.
5. 2025-01-29 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   CutterLegendaryNinja Houston
   God DAMN. Instrucructions unclear, died in the process. FUCK