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I think Trump is itching to hit Mexico

  1. #1
    Halls of Montezuma 2.

    I would:

    *Mass troops on the Mexican border
    *Then take Cuba (we already own it)
    *When everyone thinks the Mexican thing was a diversion, hit Mexico
    *When everyone is focused on that, take Canada

    I call this: Operation left, right, uppercut.
  2. #2
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Hru doin?
  3. #3
    Originally posted by Crispy Hru doin?

    Good. Just walked the dog wearing my new mittens.



    He barely limped at all so I'm happy. Saw two little kids who hugged him.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    America would lose in a gorilla war against Mexican mountain cocaine smuggler just like they lost every gorilla war they have ever fought

    Except this time the hit squads will be able to sneak across the border and murder your family. When a car bomb explodes in downtown New York killing a member of the Trump family he is gonna regret crashing out like this.
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Do you have chickens?
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    They should gas the whole of Brazil whilst they are at it firebomb Argentina, nuke Venezuela
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tab Numlock Halls of Montezuma 2.

    I would:

    *Mass troops on the Mexican border
    *Then take Cuba (we already own it)
    *When everyone thinks the Mexican thing was a diversion, hit Mexico
    *When everyone is focused on that, take Canada

    I call this: Operation left, right, uppercut.

    Fidel Castro was a Chad and made the US his bitch.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood America would lose in a gorilla war against Mexican mountain cocaine smuggler just like they lost every gorilla war they have ever fought

    Except this time the hit squads will be able to sneak across the border and murder your family. When a car bomb explodes in downtown New York killing a member of the Trump family he is gonna regret crashing out like this.

    Where will they get ammo/supplies? There ain't no Ho Chi Minh trail. Sea routes cut off. Why would they fight anyway?

    The last time, we took Mexico City and the gov't. Some wanted to annex Mexico.

    *Exterminate the gangs
    *Install a competent, puppet gov't
    *Keep the Baja



    Or this. Drew it years ago and people thought it was funny. Doesn't look so funny now.



    Most of Mexico could be absorbed. Just get rid of the worst mestizos and invite in 50MM Euros fleeing Islam. Let them speak Spanish all they want but the schools would be English only. Quebec could be adsorbed similarly. Just like Louisiana.

    Eventually take over all of N America and build an imperial capital at Havana.

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood America would lose in a gorilla war against Mexican mountain cocaine smuggler just like they lost every gorilla war they have ever fought

    Except this time the hit squads will be able to sneak across the border and murder your family. When a car bomb explodes in downtown New York killing a member of the Trump family he is gonna regret crashing out like this.

    I like your optimism.
  10. #10
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The drug cartels need hypersonic missiles like Yemen.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Crispy Do you have chickens?

    No, lol. I live in a slightly upper middle class suburb. Tho there is one family that has them. They run loose some of the time but nobody seems to mind. Big corner lot.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Tab Numlock Where will they get ammo/supplies? There ain't no Ho Chi Minh trail. Sea routes cut off. Why would they fight anyway?


    The Sinaloa Cartel highlights starkly how Mexican cartels have acquired a broad range of weaponry, including assault rifles, grenade launchers, drones, anti-personnel mines, anti-tank weapons and grenades, from Central American governments. The illegal markets providing these weapons originate from other countries such as China, Russia, South Korea, and South Africa and even Europe and Israel. However, the United States remains the biggest source of weapon imports. According to the GAO, 70% of firearms confiscated in Mexico between 2014 and 2018 that were submitted for tracing originated from the US.

    70% is only because it's been the easiest way for them historically. If it becomes more difficult to obtain weapons from the USA that number will go down and be replaced easily


    I think the AI linked me to a secret government database
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Fidel Castro was a Chad and made the US his bitch.

    We've always been able to take back Cuba in a day, two if they fight.
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    The US military are the best killers who ever lived. 100:1 kill ratio. Comes from fighting so many wars for Israel.

    Geography is everything. There is no way for any kind of Mexican resistance to be supplied.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Tab Numlock The US military are the best killers who ever lived. 100:1 kill ratio. Comes from fighting so many wars for Israel.

    Geography is everything. There is no way for any kind of Mexican resistance to be supplied.

    They have a gigantic coastline and ties to all kinds of criminal syndicates in South America, ASia, ETC

    They could probably get a bunch of North Korean ships filled with tanks and rockets if they wanted to. And if 70% of their weapons come the USA right now that means if that 70% demand went away from the US market than the money would be going to their international competitors instead of them. They probably like Mexicans buying their guns illegally because it creates more demand for them to produce constantly. If that goes away they will only be relying on the domestic market which is saturated and doesn't have nearly the same demand

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You can only create fake wars and export weapons for so long. Whom is the USA exporting weapons to right now? Israel? Ukraine?

    Mexico being a crime state is good for the American economy. Trump is just salty that he never invested in gun factories and at all the big wig parties the tobacco and gun billionaires make fun of him.

    Trump actually hates capitalism and is a secret communist.
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    https://x.com/i/status/1884305152636854356
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Tab Numlock We've always been able to take back Cuba in a day, two if they fight.

    Kennedy thought so too lolz
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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    When a Korea came to help us fight in Vietnam, they had 24:1 kill ratio
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