Just bought a pet/human scale

1. 2025-01-28 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston
   
   
   $70 at Amazong. Very well made. The problem is, the dog (golden retriever) hates the glass top. Fortunately, it was packed with a very nice sheet of flexible foam. I cut a hole for the display and stuck it to the top with a couple of pieces of double sided tape.
   
   Puppy had a limp so we had to get him to lose some weight and put him back on antibiotics (tick disease), which seem to have worked.
   
   Gonna keep the scale in the upstairs bathroom and the plastic sheet tucked behind the hutch. Bring them down once a month to weigh him.
   
   He looks like his old self and has almost no limp.
   
   
2. 2025-01-28 at 3:09 AM UTC

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   ner vegas Space Nigga
   can't you just lift him and subtract your own weight? it's what I've always done
3. 2025-01-28 at 3:14 AM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston

   Originally posted by ner vegas can't you just lift him and subtract your own weight? it's what I've always done

   
   
   I'd rather not. I'm past retirement age and he's 95lbs. Got a disk which is perfectly fine unless I lift something heavy.
   
   BTW, absolutely everyone has thought of this.
4. 2025-01-28 at 3:34 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Can you weigh pet humans on it?
5. 2025-01-28 at 3:40 AM UTC

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   Semiazas African Astronaut
   
6. 2025-01-28 at 3:50 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   They should have furries hunting ranches. Where they stock the woods with morons dressed like fuzzy cartoon animals for drunken hunters to shoot.
7. 2025-01-28 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston
   I forgot that autistics take words literally.
8. 2025-01-28 at 1:13 PM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Op will you be my friend???
9. 2025-01-28 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I weighed 78.3lbs this morning
10. 2025-01-28 at 1:41 PM UTC

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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I'll trade you 20
11. 2025-01-28 at 1:44 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Semiazas I'll trade you 20

    I would semi emi, but ive never been above 88-90 lbs, maybe i can take your fat out and make soap with it and we can start a club
12. 2025-01-28 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    You go to gym again now right? So you wont have much fat by the time im scooping
13. 2025-01-28 at 1:45 PM UTC

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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    We don't talk about that
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    • Crispy
14. 2025-01-28 at 1:46 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Its a secret
15. 2025-01-28 at 2:02 PM UTC

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    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Your fat dog needs more exercise and less food
16. 2025-01-28 at 2:13 PM UTC

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    Tab Numlock Houston

    Originally posted by Cosmopolitan Your fat dog needs more exercise and less food

    
    Jesus Christ, do I have to take a pic proving he's not fat? He's a big male golden and has two walks a day.
    
    BTW, this scale is also great for packages. It's very sensitive at the low end, unlike you normal bathroom scale. Everyone should have one. Also come in black. It's sold all over and there's nothing else in this price range. Get one today!
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    • Crispy
17. 2025-01-28 at 2:23 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Have you thought about getting a pet microwave for your dog? For science?
18. 2025-01-28 at 2:51 PM UTC

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    Tab Numlock Houston
    Forgot to mention. The chink instructions don't tell you but you can only flip the display during startup when all 8s are showing. You'll want to do this to get the display at the top for human use. Took me two days to figure it out.
19. 2025-01-28 at 4:58 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Tab Numlock I forgot that autistics take words literally.

    
    They should dress you as a dung beetle
20. 2025-01-28 at 7:17 PM UTC

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They should have furries hunting ranches. Where they stock the woods with morons dressed like fuzzy cartoon animals for drunken hunters to shoot.

    
    Just get drunk and go to a furry get together?