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I WANT YOU TO FIND A POUND OF GHOST PEPPERS

  1. #1
    Bradley Dogsbane
    AND GRIND THEM INTO A SOFT MUSH TO BE APPLIED TO MY GENITALS.

    WHEN I ASK YOU FOR WATER I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A LARGE JAR OF HOT SALSA TO RUB ON MY GENITALS

    AFTERWARDS I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO HANDFEED ME THE GHOST PEPPER SALSA TO ME ON LOW SODIUM TORTILLA CHIPZ
  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    And shove a can of Fanta up my asshole
  3. #3
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Sounds good!
  4. #4
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Instigator And shove a can of Fanta up my asshole

    the NAZIs invented Fanta
  5. #5
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    And Neil Armstrong

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker the NAZIs invented Fanta

    Shove a volkswagen beetle up my ass.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    and don't forget the sea lampray
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