What are you thinking about....

1. 2025-01-25 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #34821
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I agree, she may not notice but her bewbs enhance slightly by 13% and her pheromone composition response by 7.
   
   -it's too bad she doesn't notice her statistical changes, she would probably get laid almost every time by taking advantage at such valued information.
2. 2025-01-25 at 2:25 PM UTC

   #34822
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Her name is apron. Stop being sweet
3. 2025-01-25 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #34823
   

   Bradley Dogsbane
   April is not a sexual object (to you)
4. 2025-01-25 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #34824
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Apron April?
5. 2025-01-25 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #34825
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could be a clone and say that just to throw us off.

   
   Could be
6. 2025-01-25 at 4:28 PM UTC

   #34826
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Could be

   
   If we could pour some salt on you, we'd know for sure.
7. 2025-01-25 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #34827
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If we could pour some salt on you, we'd know for sure.

   
   If only you could
8. 2025-01-25 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #34828
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley April is not a sexual object (to you)

   
   
   
   that's her everyday bruh.
   
   watch out.
9. 2025-01-25 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #34829
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Apron April?

   
   she's my apron
   
   i wear her in the kitchen when we bake to get baked baby.
   
   And that oven stays preheated too.
10. 2025-01-25 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #34830
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Parrot attacks are pretty common.
11. 2025-01-25 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #34831
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If only you could

    
    Sprinkle some salt on yourself and up the vid.
12. 2025-01-25 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #34832
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parrot attacks are pretty common.

    
    Apron the type of parrot that repeats everything you say and do and then beat you up and swear at you loudly
    
    
    for no reason.
    
    
    what is that condition called again...when someone just out the blue rage on you like its world war 3 and you happened to be smack in the middle of the battlefield
13. 2025-01-25 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #34833
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    holding a cellphone?
14. 2025-01-25 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #34834
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sprinkle some salt on yourself and up the vid.

    
    Yeah, I'll get right on that.
15. 2025-01-25 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #34835
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Apron the type of parrot that repeats everything you say and do and then beat you up and swear at you loudly
    
    
    for no reason.
    
    
    what is that condition called again…when someone just out the blue rage on you like its world war 3 and you happened to be smack in the middle of the battlefield

    
    At least she's not sitting on you, right?
16. 2025-01-25 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #34836
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Every night I tell myself I'm going to have a normal day tomorrow and it doesn't happen. I'm too caught up in plotting. Today I bought groceries, showered, played DBD and listened to one hypnosis track so I'm getting closer to normal. Now I'm going to play Risk for the first time.
17. 2025-01-25 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #34837
    

    Bradley Dogsbane

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Every night I tell myself I'm going to have a normal day tomorrow and it doesn't happen. I'm too caught up in plotting. Today I bought groceries, showered, played DBD and listened to one hypnosis track so I'm getting closer to normal. Now I'm going to play Risk for the first time.

    
    Sounds risky
18. 2025-01-25 at 9:13 PM UTC

    #34838
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Every night I tell myself I'm going to have a normal day tomorrow and it doesn't happen. I'm too caught up in plotting. Today I bought groceries, showered, played DBD and listened to one hypnosis track so I'm getting closer to normal. Now I'm going to play Risk for the first time.

    
    You wouldn't know normal if it smacked you in the cunt.
19. 2025-01-25 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #34839
    

    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Thinking about how I wish I didn't have any responsibility. I have some little bullshit to do but I think I'm going to put it off until tomorrow.
20. 2025-01-26 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #34840
    

    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT I couldn't afford a house with a basement to live in

    
    Risers. just jack it up and build a retaining wall under it. there's your basement.