2025-01-25 at 4:15 AM UTC
So as many of you know I have found a young troll with a lot of potential, the dear Crisolis.
So big was my heart for this young lady with so much potential that I made the decision to take her under my wing, christening her with the title CrispyC09 to reflect my tutelage. As Kafka opined, "I don't think its good that BradleyB93 is good friends with a child, he's the worst one." & while this is true, CrispyC09 proceeded to just ROAST THE SHIT OUT OF HER until Kafka thought better and realized we are just simply two similar souls fighting matriarchy and expanding global misogyny in all forms internationally.
Then I, being a man that is devoid of sexual pleasures and temptations, realized something that was not immediately apparent. The strong allure of of innocence and childhood that draws sexual predators out of the woodwork.
I realized so many of these men in our community seem attracted to a young child and I thought WOW THAT'S REALLY FUCKED UP TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CHILD. So began my realization of my duty to this small girl and to children everywhere to
DEFEND THE BANANA TREE OF UNRIPENED FRUIT FROM THE MEN WHO SEEK TO EAT IT.
It appears there is a holy need to have a strongman who is willing to stand under the banana tree with a large stick and beat back/beat off the predators as they emerge from their mothers basement and public wifi.
PREDATORS PRESSED OFF OUR COMMUNITY
1st Joe Maestrofono/ Solstice/ Piles of Crack who mailed her drugs, money, bandages and stickers. Highly innapropriate was the fact he wanted to save up money from his job at the gas station and travel 3000 miles to stay in a motel near crispy's home, so she could visit him and watch cartoons together (????) SO yeah that guy got squeezed and pressed until he left.
2nd removed
3rd Chris Connolly/ Donald Trump/ MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING, who wanted to fly her to Northern Ireland so she could be impregnated and serve has his wife.
I said y'all this girl is not even 16 yet (14 when Solstice tried to pick the unripened fruit) this is unacceptable behavior.
Now don't get me wrong, I am kind of a monster, but I do have a soft spot in my heart for children who I believe should remain entirely unmolested. And it appears the need for a strong male figure to beat back the child molesters as they appear within our community.
Poll is seeking, at the behest of Poleweiner, to articulate whether or not this duty, responsibility and position should continue being fulfilled by me, BradleyB93, "the worst one."
2025-01-25 at 4:18 AM UTC
Being able to vote on your own poll is like being able to vote for yourself for POTUS
2025-01-25 at 4:48 AM UTC
I CAN GET A BIG NIGGA DADDY WHACKED
but please don't call me a big nigga daddy whacker
2025-01-25 at 5:33 AM UTC
Bradley "Child Sex Defender" B
2025-01-25 at 12:33 PM UTC
I'm like branold brump 43
2025-01-25 at 4:08 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Bradley
That banana peel and I were like two ships passing in the bathroom.
Unlike you and Ricky Dicky who you abandoned the day the doctors said his heart couldn't handle viagra anymore.
this is why I vote NO
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2025-01-25 at 4:51 PM UTC
Brad I don’t think it’s healthy how attached you are to her. You’re like fox but instead of sex and validation you just want validation.
She can fight her own battles. It’s the internet bro. She doesn’t need you white knighting for her.
And another thing, y’all are pathetic. This is supposed to be the pedoforum and all that’s happened is wariat showed her a horsey hat and KoF jerked off on cam it’s PATHETIC!!!
Y’all gotta up your game.
2025-01-25 at 5:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fluttershy
Brad I don’t think it’s healthy how attached you are to her. You’re like fox but instead of sex and validation you just want validation.
She can fight her own battles. It’s the internet bro. She doesn’t need you white knighting for her.
And another thing, y’all are pathetic. This is supposed to be the pedoforum and all that’s happened is wariat showed her a horsey hat and KoF jerked off on cam it’s PATHETIC!!!
Y’all gotta up your game.
If he doesnt protect my bananas, who will??? Id be gettin plucked left and right!!!
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2025-01-25 at 5:08 PM UTC
But yah nobody has sent any dicks, wheres the dicks at
2025-01-25 at 5:09 PM UTC
U people just want me to turn my back so u can cum in my backdoor.
I know what aggressive homosexuality tastes like
2025-01-25 at 5:09 PM UTC
I deserve a medal but this work will never be appreciated
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2025-01-25 at 5:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fluttershy
Protect them from what?!?
These so called “pedophiles” couldn’t molest a paraplegic!!
Yah all these people who claim to love younger girls havent dmed me at all!!! And to think they love younger girls but neglect a pretty 15 year old
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