First time I've got an alert

1. 2025-01-23 at 10:28 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dirtbag Idk the difference between a car and wind hitting you at that speed. It's speed that kills, not collisions. Would be cool to fly though.

   
   Jump
2. 2025-01-24 at 12:27 AM UTC

   #22
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   The storm has started. The advice was to stay away from windows. My bed is right next to one. :/
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • POLECAT
3. 2025-01-24 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #23
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   It sounds bad out there and it's not meant to start for another five hours.
4. 2025-01-24 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #24
   

   ner vegas Space Nigga
   the storm's going to tear your front wall off to reveal Donald Trump standing there, erection in hand
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker, 
   • POLECAT
5. 2025-01-24 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #25
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ner vegas the storm's going to tear your front wall off to reveal Donald Trump standing there, erection in hand

   
   You're just as sick as solstice.
6. 2025-01-24 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #26
   

   ner vegas Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Dirtbag You're just as sick as solstice.

   
   you're gonna get THUNDERSTRUCK
7. 2025-01-24 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #27
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   by DJT
8. 2025-01-24 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Grabbed by the pussy in a hurricane
9. 2025-01-24 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #29
   

   ner vegas Space Nigga
   I was actually talking about the poster Donald Trump but sure maybe you'll get lucky and they'll both show up and tag team you like it's WWE
10. 2025-01-24 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas I was actually talking about the poster Donald Trump but sure maybe you'll get lucky and they'll both show up and tag team you like it's WWE

    
    I realized that and rolled two of her fears into one reply. Sorry, I'll try to leave more clues for the clueless next time.
11. 2025-01-24 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #31
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/1i8tzj2/winds_strong_out_there_folks/
12. 2025-01-24 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #32
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Someone's window was blown out of their house. I can't show what's happened to my house without doxxing myself but it's bad.
13. 2025-01-24 at 3:58 PM UTC

    #33
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I can hear things smashing outside. Sounds like glass or metal.
14. 2025-01-24 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #34
    

    ner vegas Space Nigga
    it's the milk squad coming to milk you
15. 2025-01-24 at 4:01 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Bradley Dogsbane
    I hope something really bad happens to Miami
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • ner vegas
16. 2025-01-24 at 4:02 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Bradley Dogsbane
    A case of water, my shemagh and a box cutter. Guarantee I'll survive everything
17. 2025-01-24 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Fluttershy Short Bussy

    Originally posted by Dirtbag You're just as sick as solstice.

    
    Sickest members of our community :
    Solstice : ran a child pornography ring
    Wariat : victimized countless young teenage girls
    Fox : kidnapped a little girl and stole her happiness
    Aldra : made a rape joke