Why doesn't Tom Brady sell his sperm?

1. 2025-01-23 at 9:09 PM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston
   Not illegal. Actually, he should freeze it. If he doesn't develop any diseases like cancer, heart disease or senility, the value would go up. If he hit 90 in good health, it would be worth a fortune.
2. 2025-01-24 at 5:40 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Why don't you call him and make an offer?
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3. 2025-01-24 at 1:27 PM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why don't you call him and make an offer?

   
   Sperm broker, eh? Why haven't the Jevvs thought of this?
4. 2025-01-24 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Tab Numlock Not illegal. Actually, he should freeze it. If he doesn't develop any diseases like cancer, heart disease or senility, the value would go up. If he hit 90 in good health, it would be worth a fortune.

   
   Im sure someone would buy it at some point. Like Belle Delphine bath water.
5. 2025-01-24 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   Tab Numlock Houston
   I'm sure Trump has thought of it. Can you imagine the ads?
6. 2025-01-24 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   Bradley Dogsbane
   Been
7. 2025-01-24 at 5:09 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Tab Numlock Sperm broker, eh? Why haven't the Jevvs thought of this?

   
   I interviewed for a job selling bull sperm in Dallas in 1985. When I found out what the product was I couldn't stop laughing.
8. 2025-01-24 at 8:15 PM UTC

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   Bradley Dogsbane
   I'm thinking about becoming a whitesmith