First time I've got an alert

1. 2025-01-23 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   
   
2. 2025-01-23 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #2
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I'm just gonna take a bath and get high, make a big dinner tonight in case the oven doesn't work tomorrow.
3. 2025-01-23 at 5:36 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   OP has a designated booger wall.
4. 2025-01-23 at 5:39 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Blow
5. 2025-01-23 at 6:40 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   be careful out there, I will pray for you and your peoples.
6. 2025-01-23 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Be careful you don't get blown back out to sea
7. 2025-01-23 at 6:54 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Be careful you don't accidently blow me
8. 2025-01-23 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #8
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I don't like the sea. When I look at it I think the fomorians are still there and could jump out at any moment. I don't want to meet them.
9. 2025-01-23 at 7:01 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Wanna meet me
10. 2025-01-23 at 7:04 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    THE POLAR VORTEX global warming btw
11. 2025-01-23 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #11
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Valium kicking in
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12. 2025-01-23 at 7:38 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    
    What sort of siren though?
    Errr-oorrrr
13. 2025-01-23 at 8:04 PM UTC

    #13
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Instigator
    What sort of siren though?
    Errr-oorrrr

    
    https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/1i8a0ow/i_dont_think_were_in_rkansas_anymore_todo/
14. 2025-01-23 at 8:22 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/1i8a0ow/i_dont_think_were_in_rkansas_anymore_todo/

    
    🎵You're gonna die🎵
    🎵You're gonna die🎵
    🎵You're gonna die🎵
15. 2025-01-23 at 8:34 PM UTC

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    Semiazas African Astronaut
    We've been getting like 40 mph (I'm not converted that to your weird measurements so you're gonna have to do it)
16. 2025-01-23 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #16
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Miles per hour? It says it will be 80-90mph along exposed coasts and hills.
17. 2025-01-23 at 8:56 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Could 90 mile an hour winds take you off your feet?
18. 2025-01-23 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

    According to most weather experts, a wind speed of at least 70 mph would be strong enough to knock an average person over; however, factors like body size and stance can affect this significantly.
    Key points about wind strength and being knocked over:
    Average person:
    A sustained wind gust of around 67 mph could potentially move an average person laterally.
    Dangerous conditions:
    Winds above 50 mph become very difficult to walk in, and gusts exceeding 70 mph can easily knock someone down.
    Factors affecting resistance:
    Body size, clothing, and stance all influence how much wind force is needed to knock someone over.

19. 2025-01-23 at 8:58 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    If you do the buffalo stance you should be OK.
20. 2025-01-23 at 9:09 PM UTC

    #20
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Instigator Could 90 mile an hour winds take you off your feet?

    
    Idk the difference between a car and wind hitting you at that speed. It's speed that kills, not collisions. Would be cool to fly though.
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