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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Did you blow your dad's pipe

    He torched his dad's blow pipe.
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Crying my eyes out during a bout of hopeless despair
  3. Originally posted by WellHung Crying my eyes out during a bout of hopeless despair

    Grow up, Wellhung. Life is never fair.
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waking up from a nap, I was tired after smoking weed, cleaning house and fixing plumbing leaks and doin laundry
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so now i'm drinking coffee doin laundry bringing in firewood and cleaning house
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung Crying my eyes out during a bout of hopeless despair

    The church will give you free food, you don't have to steal from the motel anymore
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Grow up, Wellhung. Life is never fair.

    I dont want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The church will give you free food, you don't have to steal from the motel anymore

    However, should i continue stealing from grocery stores and restaurants?
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Utilizing locomotion as my primary source of transportation
  10. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I dont want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid.

    Jeffry the Giraffe did 9/11
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT so now i'm drinking coffee doin laundry bringing in firewood and cleaning house

    Pull ur pants & underwear down and turn around, queer.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Jeffry the Giraffe did 9/11

    Mind if I get your shit on my dick?
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    who the fuk wears underwears
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Mind if I get your shit on my dick?

    No, But i'll hyper-extend you and bend you in half and put your own on it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Jeffry the Giraffe did 9/11

    Wouldn't that be Jerome the Giraffe?

  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm No, But i'll hyper-extend you and bend you in half and put your own on it.

    Is that a promise, Handsome?
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    flossing my teeth
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Poorly managing my addictions.
  19. Originally posted by WellHung Poorly managing my addictions.

    Get serious. Stop being weak, kid.
  20. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Watching Sean Hannity interview Donald Trump (the president not the pedophile Chris Connolly)

    Very strange I've been watching Sean Hannity since he would debate this moderate liberal on a show called Hannity and Colmes.

    I liked that I was very young and it exposed me to how conservative arguments can be posed in a cogent manner and how to articulate my points with someone who disagrees with you in a manner that reflects professionalism and the aloof attachment. As opposed to like most cable news where it's just one person giving their slant and no rebuttal.
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