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Pretending to have panic attacks/anxiety to get out of doing stuff that I don't want to do.

  1. #1
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    It seems to be very trendy to just be like "OH MY GOD I'M HAVING THE PANIC ATTACK AGAIN!!! JUST LIKE THE LAST TIME I HAD TO DO SOMETHING I DIDN'T WANT TO DO"

    I've seen students bring medical paperwork that says like "OH MY GOD I AM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK I NEED TO ... leave and finis the exam at a later date now that I've had an opportunity to view the material and better prepare for the exam."

    'I CAN'T DO (unpleasant task) BECAUSE OF MY ANXIETY!!!'

    "YES I DID BLACK OUT LAST NIGHT ON THE XANNY BARS BUT IM PERSCRIBED THEM I NEED THEM FOR MY ANXIETY DISORDER!!! IT"S NOT MY FAULT I STOLE ALL THAT STUFF FROM WALMART AND WAS JACKING OFF IN THE BACKYARD TO TRANNY PORN, THIS IS ANXIETY!!!"

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    Cosmopolitan Tuskegee Airman
    Shut up retard
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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    OK loser who makes a new account because I bullied him too relentlessly so he now hides his identity and throws stones from his obscured glass home
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider OK loser who makes a new account because I bullied him too relentlessly so he now hides his identity and throws stones from his obscured glass home

    How many accounts do you have again?
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    Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How many accounts do you have again?

    1 per device plus a couple I made as gags like totse2k1 and Bill Krozby's Ghost
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's a good strategy I actually have a medical history of this shit so whenever I stay awake for days abusing meth and miss work I simply say I've had debilitating panic attacks and can't leave the house.

    If I pay money to a doc for a "doctors note" they will happily take my blood pressure and say "Sir we must call you a hospital you are not safe" and I slide them another $20 and get a free no paid vacation from work without getting fired
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    It's good to share.
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    Lots of virtue-signaling retards out there who will buy it.
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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's a good strategy I actually have a medical history of this shit so whenever I stay awake for days abusing meth and miss work I simply say I've had debilitating panic attacks and can't leave the house.

    If I pay money to a doc for a "doctors note" they will happily take my blood pressure and say "Sir we must call you a hospital you are not safe" and I slide them another $20 and get a free no paid vacation from work without getting fired

    when was the last time you worked for more than 3 days
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider when was the last time you worked for more than 3 days

    When was the last time you had a real job?
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    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When was the last time you had a real job?

    Like in my name or just in general?
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    ner vegas Space Nigga
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rough Rider Like in my name or just in general?

    Like for real in real life
  14. #14
    Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like for real in real life

    I managed the corner store on my block about 18 months ago.

    I also manage the Sober Living Facility I currently live at.
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    Bradley Dogsbane
    I differentiate the 2 because the store I actually felt like I was working shifts and putting in hours.

    This job currently is more just property management with a little extra tasks sprinkled in it
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I differentiate the 2 because the store I actually felt like I was working shifts and putting in hours.

    This job currently is more just property management with a little extra tasks sprinkled in it

    You are a glorified house mom, that is not a real job.
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    Bradley Dogsbane
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are a glorified house mom, that is not a real job.

    I know
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Bradley I know

    To understand this, you have to go back to what the young brother here referred to as the house Negro and the field Negro back during slavery. There were two kinds of slaves, the house Negro and the field Negro. The house Negroes–they lived in the house with master, they dressed pretty good, they ate good because they ate his food–what he left. They lived in the attic or the basement, but still they lived near their master; and they loved their master more than their master loved himself. They would give their life to save their master's house–quicker than the master would. If the master said, "We got a good house here," the house Negro would say, "Yeah, we got a good house here." Whenever the master said "we," he said "we." That's how you can tell a house Negro.

    If the master's house caught on fire, the house Negro would fight harder to put the blaze out than the master would. If the master go sick, the house Negro would say, "What's the matter, boss, we sick?" We sick! He identified himself with his master, more than his master identified with himself. And if you came to the house Negro and said, "Let's run away, let's escape, let's separate." The house Negro would look at you and say, "Man, you crazy. What you mean, separate? Where is there a better house than this? Where can I wear better clothes than this? Where can I eat better food than this?" That was that house Negro. In those days he was called a "house nigger." And that's what we call them today, because we've still got some house niggers running around here.

    This modern house Negro loves his master. He wants to live near him. He'll pay three times as much as the house is worth just to live near his master, and then brag about "I'm the only Negro out here." "I'm the only one on my job." "I'm the only one in this school." You're nothing but a house Negro. And if someone comes to you right now and says, "Let's separate," you say the same thing that the house Negro said on the plantation. "What you mean, separate? From America, this good white man? Where you going to get a better job than you get here?" I mean, this is what you say. "I ain't left nothing in Africa," that's what you say. Why, you left your mind in Africa.

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