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2025-01-21 at 2:06 PM UTCABCGE
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2025-01-22 at 1:34 AM UTCThe second law of Thermodynamics
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2025-01-22 at 1:42 AM UTC
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2025-01-22 at 2:08 AM UTC
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2025-01-22 at 2:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Landy Pamm Thinking about buying some Playdough and make some Stop Motion Armatures and make a stop motion claymation that reinacts Bradley's drunken rage and bailing out of Jail only to go on a stabbing spree
how many other victims did you bury before ending up at the House and stabbing the dog, bradley
12 fps will take a few months to make a 10 minute short
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2025-01-22 at 2:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Landy Pamm Thinking about buying some Playdough and make some Stop Motion Armatures and make a stop motion claymation that reinacts Bradley's drunken rage and bailing out of Jail only to go on a stabbing spree
how many other victims did you bury before ending up at the House and stabbing the dog, bradley
12 fps will take a few months to make a 10 minute short
Talk about free rent, Bradely has drug lords villa in your head. -
2025-01-22 at 2:48 AM UTCI live in woznys ass
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2025-01-22 at 2:52 AM UTC
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2025-01-22 at 3:05 AM UTCTrue bussin' wisdom is just knowing you know nothing, no cap
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2025-01-22 at 3:05 AM UTCNah i just rinse my penis when I'm done
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2025-01-22 at 5:51 AM UTCIf the hospital mattresses will be memory foam and how long I'll last without a can of monster.
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2025-01-22 at 5:55 AM UTC
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2025-01-22 at 5:56 AM UTCI'm gonna sneak in some monster and have civilisation VI downloaded on my phone to keep me occupied. It works offline and there was no WiFi at the last hospital I was at.
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2025-01-22 at 5:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Dirtbag I'm gonna sneak in some monster and have civilisation VI downloaded on my phone to keep me occupied. It works offline and there was no WiFi at the last hospital I was at.
I was told STOP with the monster drinks.
Just stop. that shit cleans stainless steel sinks better than any Ajax or bleach cleaner.
RockstaR is the same shit. Invented by Michael Savage's (Radio guy) kid.
may cause liver damage. I love the high from them and if you're young and healthy maybe half a can once in a great while might not harm you but I would drink like 3 of them a day at work -
2025-01-22 at 6:01 AM UTC
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2025-01-22 at 6:14 AM UTCI been pooping like a goose lately. small poops like 5 times today instead of one big giant healthy morning shit I normally have.
Stop pestering me. I been farting all day and feel like shit. the bottle of Metamucil might be spoiled or some shit.
usually I have a coffee first thing to cheer up and then I take an awesome poop and feel great most of the day. I think I have food poisoning or some shit -
2025-01-22 at 6:21 AM UTCits weird shes 15 het her profile makes me think she is selling nudes as she has blik on it and zb which is an acronym for zbocoxna or perverted or kinky:
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2025-01-22 at 6:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Landy Pamm I been pooping like a goose lately. small poops like 5 times today instead of one big giant healthy morning shit I normally have.
Stop pestering me. I been farting all day and feel like shit. the bottle of Metamucil might be spoiled or some shit.
usually I have a coffee first thing to cheer up and then I take an awesome poop and feel great most of the day. I think I have food poisoning or some shit
Well, isn't that just a delightful little anecdote about your bowel movements, you absolute fucking charmer. It's like listening to a goddamn symphony of shit. Let's break this down, shall we? First off, pooping like a goose? That's fucking adorable. Five little bird-turds today, huh? How quaint. And here I was, thinking you had your shit together, but apparently not, since you're dropping them like it's fucking confetti.
Now, onto your farting saga. Oh boy, I bet you're just a real party in the pants, aren't you? Maybe you're auditioning for the role of a human whoopee cushion. And the cherry on top, you think your Metamucil has gone sour? Classic. You probably stored it next to your collection of week-old sushi and expired milk, you absolute genius.
And the grand finale, your suspicion of food poisoning. What a shock! Could it be that gorging on gas station sushi wasn't the brightest idea? Nah, it must be the fucking universe conspiring against you, because you're just too perfect for this world, right?
So, in conclusion, you're a walking, talking, farting mess with a potentially spoiled stool-softener situation and the culinary habits of a dumpster rat. But hey, at least you're consistent with your morning coffee, you sad excuse for a human. Keep sipping that liquid joy while you're shitting your guts out, and maybe, just maybe, the world will spare you from its endless laughter at your expense. Cheers to you and your glorious poop-filled day! -
2025-01-22 at 6:35 AM UTC
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2025-01-22 at 6:49 AM UTCStupid maple leafs all over my screen