2025-01-21 at 4:45 PM UTC
Yes I do the artificial intelligence bundy PLEASE GENEREATE ME A POEM ABOUT EATING EYES IN CHINESE 雙目炯炯,似夜明珠,
貪婪之火,熊熊燃燒。
今宵月黑,風高夜,
啖汝雙眸,以饗吾腹。 Shuāng mù jiǒng jiǒng, sì yè míng zhū,
Tān lán zhī huǒ, xióng xióng rán shāo.
Jīn xiāo yuè hēi, fēng gāo yè,
Dàn rǔ shuāng móu, yǐ xiǎng wǔ fù.
Original Chinese:
雙目炯炯,似夜明珠,
貪婪之火,熊熊燃燒。
今宵月黑,風高夜,
啖汝雙眸,以饗吾腹。
Pinyin:
Shuāng mù jiǒng jiǒng, sì yè míng zhū,
Tān lán zhī huǒ, xióng xióng rán shāo.
Jīn xiāo yuè hēi, fēng gāo yè,
Dàn rǔ shuāng móu, yǐ xiǎng wǔ fù.
Your eyes gleam bright, like night pearls,
A fire of greed, burning fierce and tall.
Tonight, the moon is dark, the wind howls cold,
I shall feast upon your eyes, a hunger bold.
2025-01-22 at 4:18 AM UTC
The PAL Bundy
When your person puts their hand down your pants instead
2025-01-22 at 5:33 AM UTC
There’s something weirdly comfortable about having your hand down your pants. Fortunately, I’ve never absent‐mindedly done this with other people around.
2025-01-22 at 6:36 AM UTC
Du bist echt 'ne Schlampe, weißt du? Immer sofort mit der Hand in der Hose. Was geht in deinem verdorbenen Kopf vor? Sag mal, hast du keinen Respekt vor dir selbst, du mieses Stück Scheiße? Aber was erwartet man schon von jemandem, der so krank im Kopf ist, dass er sowas laut rausblökt.