I’m drunk

1. 2025-01-19 at 3:16 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I like to wipe
2. 2025-01-19 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #62
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   women get UTIs more because they have shorter uretas and less distance for cross contamination
3. 2025-01-19 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny Mfw I’m watching a show about a midget’s sexlife:
   
   

   
   Aw, made me think of my 1st pup, Maverick. The picture is when I first got him and the video is like 3 years later at my dad's old place in el paso.
   
   
   
   
   I'm probably moving to a townhouse with a yard when my lease is up this summer. Gonna get a new one
4. 2025-01-19 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #64
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   Kkkh
5. 2025-01-19 at 3:47 AM UTC

   #65
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Semiazas [video]https://youtube.com/shorts/3PFU9GQ2Y6w?si=Tcl6kXb_-lX6uRYT[/video]
   
   Why isn't this working?

   
   dont think the NIS embed works properly with shorts, i think there was a work-around where you have to doctor the URL up a bit and it will work.
6. 2025-01-19 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #66
   

   Semiazas African Astronaut
   Oh fuck they made my video into a short. I didn't Want that.
7. 2025-01-19 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #67
   

   Rough Rider African Astronaut
   I'm not jacking off anymore
8. 2025-01-19 at 4 AM UTC

   #68
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   The ACP process to embed youtube short on NIS;
   
   Begin with 'Shorts' URL , as provided from youtube.
   https://youtube.com/shorts/3PFU9GQ2Y6w?si=Tcl6kXb_-lX6uRYT ( 'shorts' url as provided from youtube )
   
   Step 1.) Truncate portion after question mark
   https://youtube.com/shorts/3PFU9GQ2Y6w?si=Tcl6kXb_-lX6uRYT ->
   https://youtube.com/shorts/3PFU9GQ2Y6w?
   
   Step 2.) Remove '/shorts' from URL
   https://youtube.com/shorts/3PFU9GQ2Y6w? ->
   https://youtube.com/3PFU9GQ2Y6w?
   
   Step 3.) Replace 'youtube.com' with 'youtu.be'
   https://youtube.comyoutu.be/3PFU9GQ2Y6w? ->
   https://youtu.be/3PFU9GQ2Y6w?
   
   Step 4.) Place inside video tags;
   
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   • Semiazas, 
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9. 2025-01-19 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rough Rider I'm not jacking off anymore

   
   You're probably just saying that to sound edgy to the virtual world. I bet you're sweating bullets, hand hovering over your pathetic little manhood as you desperately try to resist the siren call of your favorite porn site. You're going to fail, just like you fail at everything else in your sad, meaningless life. Keep lying to yourself, it's all you're good for anyway.
10. 2025-01-19 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #70
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I would double like if I could. Thanks bro
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    • Speedy Parker
11. 2025-01-19 at 5 AM UTC

    #71
    

    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Semiazas Aw, made me think of my 1st pup, Maverick. The picture is when I first got him and the video is like 3 years later at my dad's old place in el paso.
    
    
    
    
    I'm probably moving to a townhouse with a yard when my lease is up this summer. Gonna get a new one

    
    Awwww he looks super sweet.
    
    I hope your townhouse works out and you find a cute new pup.
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    • Semiazas
12. 2025-01-21 at 9:29 AM UTC

    #72
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by shitty titty It was all fabricated. The adoptive parents wanted to re-age her because they were trying to no longer be responsible for her.

    
    Thank God it was a fake story.
13. 2025-01-21 at 9:52 AM UTC

    #73
    

    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]

    Originally posted by Rough Rider Michael Meyers came out of his dad

    
    DID SOMEONE SAY DAD?
14. 2025-01-21 at 12:44 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I have a dad
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    • Michael.Bauer
15. 2025-01-21 at 2:32 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Michael.Bauer Houston

    Originally posted by Crispy I have a dad

    
    You sure do
16. 2025-01-21 at 3:14 PM UTC

    #76
    

    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]

    Originally posted by Crispy I have a dad

    
    is he hawt?!
17. 2025-01-21 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #77
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Semiazas The #2, #1 in '23 Melee player in the world, Cody, famously takes Vyvanse. Here's probably one of the most competitive sets in his career. I've never actually tried it but I'm one 8 different scripts already.
    
    

    
    he should not be allowed to play on vyvanse that's cheating
18. 2025-01-21 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #78
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    "I AM YOUR FATHER." - Darth Vader