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Every time anyone asks me about my personal life....

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    Exit Yung Blood
    I'm able to completely steer the conversation another direction and distract them until they forget and in my head im thinking "What a Relief"

    Like for example, today I was with some co workers and one of them asked why I don't really use a facebook or whatever. Everyone thought I was like a mass shooter for a brief second before I said "oh yeah I need one with 50 friends so I can use Tinder"

    I said those words because everyone around me at the time was a forever alone tfw no GF beta, and the words tinder fried their circuits and went into a mysogynistic discussion about feeeeeeemales lol.

    I just stay quiet when they go on a tangent like that but the reality is I am far worse than they can even imagine.

    So yeah white collar jobs are okay I guess but this office social life is killing me.
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    lul
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just give them an evil stare and growl "mind your own fucking business", if you ever get into a situation where you just cannot avoid it any longer. works for me.




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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Well this is going to against everything this thread stands for but what's so horrible about your personal life that it requires you to completely dodge and change the subject?
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    livin in the skirts of the east bay coco county
    crank and bomb keep the ballers paid
    but you cant fade when the soldiers get to ridin
    FLARED UP TEARIN IT UP NORTE SIDIN
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    people got too big a mouths these days. you start letting them in the next thing you know, everyone knows your fucking business. only a matter of time before some grassing pig talks to the fed.




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    Exit Yung Blood
    Originally posted by RestStop Well this is going to against everything this thread stands for but what's so horrible about your personal life that it requires you to completely dodge and change the subject?

    If I even began to try and describe my social mishaps and crushing loneliness I would just raise too many eyebrows. I'm already kind of an outsider to a bunch of outcasts and it feels like I have a mask on whenever I'm around them.

    They keep wanting to go out and get drinks with me but I use my drinking time for sitting in front of a computer screen looking at old pictures usually.



    Originally posted by NARCassist just give them an evil stare and growl "mind your own fucking business", if you ever get into a situation where you just cannot avoid it any longer. works for me.




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    I need this job and the only way to keep it is to suck it up and pretend to be happy and smile every day.. my life is like fight club.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Exit If I even began to try and describe my social mishaps and crushing loneliness I would just raise too many eyebrows. I'm already kind of an outsider to a bunch of outcasts and it feels like I have a mask on whenever I'm around them.

    They keep wanting to go out and get drinks with me but I use my drinking time for sitting in front of a computer screen looking at old pictures usually.





    I need this job and the only way to keep it is to suck it up and pretend to be happy and smile every day.. my life is like fight club.

    Well sounds like now is the time to unleash the Tyler Durden within.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Exit If I even began to try and describe my social mishaps and crushing loneliness I would just raise too many eyebrows. I'm already kind of an outsider to a bunch of outcasts and it feels like I have a mask on whenever I'm around them.

    They keep wanting to go out and get drinks with me but I use my drinking time for sitting in front of a computer screen looking at old pictures usually.





    I need this job and the only way to keep it is to suck it up and pretend to be happy and smile every day.. my life is like fight club.

    sounds like you need....














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    I miss you.
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