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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I hate when people say stuff like this, label me with a trope for their fetish. I'm not a trope, I contain multitudes.

    I apologize. That's not my fetish, I just think it's how I would react to Wednesday Adams and her father would sit you down with a cigar and be like "What are your intentions with my daughter good sir?"


    Because even though she's macabe there is still someone out there that can love her and Gomez just wants whats best for his daughter to make her happy
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What is this, a beauty contest? Just look at The Dark Rodent.

    Free rent
  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Kafka you’re a beautiful girl.

    Girls lie. I know I was a beauty queen but didn't know it at the time. I have mismatched dermal fillers now making me look like a Junji Ito character. I look unnatural but people can't look away so I'm fine with it. The trick is to only get 1ml every two years, and it has been two years now since my last dose. I'll try to get back to looking natural. I have no smile lines and won't do fuck all until this dissolves in my face.
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Anorexia has also affected my face. Anyway this makes me feel better, that I didn't have body dysmorphia after all, I was seeing myself clearly. My face is warped.
  5. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Girls lie. I know I was a beauty queen but didn't know it at the time. I have mismatched dermal fillers now making me look like a Junji Ito character. I look unnatural but people can't look away so I'm fine with it. The trick is to only get 1ml every two years, and it has been two years now since my last dose. I'll try to get back to looking natural. I have no smile lines and won't do fuck all until this dissolves in my face.

    Ya you're OK I guess
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag My face is warped.

    You know what they say, the face mirrors the mind.
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Looking like a Junji Ito character suits my state of mind.
  8. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Looking like a Junji Ito character suits my state of mind.

    You look like a dumb white bitch not a Japanese cartoon
  9. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Kafka you’re a beautiful girl.

    You used to be attractive yourself before you gave up on everything
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I read Master of Murder when I was 13. He's rich af but stays in an inadequate star hotel just because it suits his state of mind. I'm okay with the horror I feel showing on my face.
  11. Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I read Master of Murder when I was 13. He's rich af but stays in an inadequate star hotel just because it suits his state of mind. I'm okay with the horror I feel showing on my face.

    Whore
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