What I look for in a girl

1. 2025-01-17 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #21
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You like lips made from an inside out dick skin.

   
   Nah I prefer they have a penis instead of ruining Gods perfection but removing the balls is kinda like a circumcision but actually less fucked up because they can consent
2. 2025-01-17 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nah I prefer they have a penis instead of ruining Gods perfection but removing the balls is kinda like a circumcision but actually less fucked up because they can consent

   
   You're broken.
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   • Semiazas
3. 2025-01-17 at 7:42 PM UTC

   #23
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   FULL PACKAGE FUTANARI
4. 2025-01-19 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #24
   

   trippymindfuk African Astronaut
   I'm ready for a girlfriend too homie. I want a (somewhat) good girl that is cool with me smoking weed, using Crouton and psychedelics (she can do them with me too).
   
   I really miss having someone to come home to, talk about our day together and cuddling up with before we fall asleep. I feel like I'm ready to try to start a little family again, I had a good one with my baby's mom in my early 20's but I wanted to be a drunk piece of shit then. I'm a little more mature a couple decades later lol.
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   • Crispy, 
   • Semiazas
5. 2025-01-19 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Invite me to the wedding once you get the perfect girl
6. 2025-01-19 at 7:44 PM UTC

   #26
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by shitty titty I want Lanny to get one of those furry tails and run around the house butt naked

   
   One time I used to hang out with degenerates for a few months. It was almost like a cult we were always just in my friends house or my house. I dared one of the guys to run around the living room naked five times. This just reminded me of that. He saved me from being raped and died of a coke overdose and I can't even remember his name after all those months together.
7. 2025-01-19 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #27
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   Two of them were a couple but they all wanted to sleep in my bedroom. It was weird.
8. 2025-01-19 at 7:51 PM UTC

   #28
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   It was easy to drink w this girl because she made you need to drink. On Halloween she tried to fuck her devil's pitchfork in front of everyone.
9. 2025-01-19 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #29
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   now thats entertainment
10. 2025-01-19 at 7:59 PM UTC

    #30
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Some of our backgrounds were very different. All that matters to me is if they're good person and if I can have conversations with them, that's how I deem a person intelligent.
11. 2025-01-19 at 8 PM UTC

    #31
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    You'd be shocked by the differences in the people I've associated with.
12. 2025-01-19 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #32
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    i'll be ur Devils pitchfork you freaky lil freakazoid
13. 2025-01-19 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #33
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Donald has seen her, pink tracksuit, smoking in a pub when it's illegal w her middle fingers up.
14. 2025-01-19 at 8:03 PM UTC

    #34
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I was trying to set them up.
15. 2025-01-19 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #35
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    BIG FAT LIPS AND EYEBROWS TO MATCH
16. 2025-01-19 at 10:45 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    I wanna cum
17. 2025-01-19 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #37
    Cosmopolitan Houston

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I was trying to set them up.

    
    Did they go out?
18. 2025-01-19 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Rough Rider I wanna cum

    Go do it then bradley
19. 2025-01-19 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Tmrw on the day of king lex Luther
20. 2025-01-19 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Semiazas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rough Rider I wanna cum