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Lower The Smoking, Drinking, and Gambling age.

  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Trump, fix it. I neeeed to buy cigarettes, i neeeed to buy vodka, i neeeeeed to gamble with my dad. Id prefer lowering it all to 16, but id be fine with it all being 18 again.

    If the age isn’t lowered, Trump is making me sad and preventing me from bonding with my dad. I have $100 on cashapp if anyone want to buy me cigarettes
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  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I always forget its 21.
    Dont most college age kids drink loads once they get to college anyway?

    I watched vericona Mars once on tv so om basing my whole view of American life on that tv show.
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  3. #3
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Is that a Dan Snyder joint? I wouldn't base anything of that creep
  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Instigator I always forget its 21.
    Dont most college age kids drink loads once they get to college anyway?

    I watched vericona Mars once on tv so om basing my whole view of American life on that tv show.
    I dont want to wait until im in college, i want it all when im 16-17 or when im 18. My entire life is an awful waiting game!
  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    If you want a view of american life i can get pix for you everyday of my crispy life
  6. #6
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    And then you're 40 and you're like, i feel like I was 24 last week
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  7. #7
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas And then you're 40 and you're like, i feel like I was 24 last week
    How old are you semi emi? You look like you could be in your early 30’s, maybe late 20’s if you were addicted to drugs that age you a little in your teens and early 20’s
  8. #8
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I feel like i was 20 last week. I wish
  9. #9
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    I'll be 40 in March
  10. #10
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Happy birthday Semi emi! Will you be having a birthday party?
  11. #11
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    Irl, something small with my dad and his wife. Here? I'm sure I can livestream something
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  12. #12
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Whats the date? I can try to get vpn for discord and we can get a party goin on there for your birth
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  13. #13
    Semiazas African Astronaut
    21. First day of spring. Or it used to be
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  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Semiazas 21. First day of spring. Or it used to be

    The date of the equinoxes varies a bit every year.
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  15. #15
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Semiazas 21. First day of spring. Or it used to be

    March 21, we will be celebrating Semi emi’s 40th birthday!
  16. #16
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    All that stuff is much more fun when you are underage and it's illegal. You just need to find a shady Arab store that will sell you cigarettes. Alcohol you will probably have to ask someone. And you can gamble on anything you want at any age. Once you're of age and it's legal it kinda loses it's magic 🪄✨
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  17. #17
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy How old are you semi emi? You look like you could be in your early 30’s, maybe late 20’s if you were addicted to drugs that age you a little in your teens and early 20’s

    He's about 39 iirc
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  18. #18
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk All that stuff is much more fun when you are underage and it's illegal. You just need to find a shady Arab store that will sell you cigarettes. Alcohol you will probably have to ask someone. And you can gamble on anything you want at any age. Once you're of age and it's legal it kinda loses it's magic 🪄✨

    Ah the amount of times I sucked dick at the local shady Arab store when I was a teenager girl, well let's just say I haven't got enough fingers to count on that would even come close to that number.
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  19. #19
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk All that stuff is much more fun when you are underage and it's illegal. You just need to find a shady Arab store that will sell you cigarettes. Alcohol you will probably have to ask someone. And you can gamble on anything you want at any age. Once you're of age and it's legal it kinda loses it's magic 🪄✨
    But it’s embarrassing to just ask for cigarettes and then they ask for ID
  20. #20
    Rough Rider African Astronaut
    Hey Imma need you to lower the age for everything
    Except consent
    And if you don't
    Imma find every polish pedophile
    And lick his asshole
    So ya lower the age for everything...
    immediately!
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