So I've been house sharing since living with 2 separate psycho bastard whores, (both exes). One was a genuine narcissist, not letting me even buy cheap energy drinks out of fear the local populace would judge me, more her really. This was pre Gryll's death. I actually gave up my apartment when she got pregnant, moved ALL my shit in hers; only to leave her when shit hit the fan after she lost the baby. I was actually arrested during an argument I had on our front doorstep. I was black out drunk and despite this, she was trying to get me back in the house. Aparrently I was screaming at her and it was at this point, I booted a garden gnome and the police arrested me.
I ended up being charged for domestic battery, basically assaulting a fucking gnome. Regardless of no charges being pressed from this bitch, the police pursued the charges on myself, ( yes, they can do that here). So now I have a criminal record for Gnome assault.
I then had temporary residence in a 3rd world town that was the literal arm pit of Liverpool, North West UK. After much shagging around and catching some venereal diseases, Chlamydia & Gonorrhea, (both treated and cleared of); I got into a relationship with another girl with Borderline personality disorder.
This girl was from a town I had seeded many years ago, I have a son there to another psycho bitch but that's another story. Anyway In comparison to the other girl she a was complete and utter BITCH! Knowing what I know now about that disorder, I would sooner be gang raped by AIDS victims than spend another day with that girl. She was literally an angel at first then turned into something demonic.
Fast forward a year I am now living in a house share with a girl friend, (just a mate), who now wants me out on account of me not holding down jobs and just being an all round scum bag of sorts. Despite my rent being paid on time, she's befriended a girl I was dating who now hates my guts.
Infact this very same girl is the reason I'm having to leave. Phoning the filth,(police), and informing them of some illegal financial activities I may not have been involved in, all which have fuck all to do with the girl I currently live with.
Now I'm having to secure a place within two weeks. Oh yeah and I'm sure it's that bitch who gave me herpes.
So yeah, life is good m8
