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  1. #41
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag When I went to the bathroom at the uni library it was starting to bleed through again. That was an hour later.

    any pus? clean it with Hydrogen peroxide mix to one part water. only do it once. no more than twice then clean it with mild soap and water
  2. #42
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    When I first got the bar in my arm I didn't have my period for a year. I was hoping that would happen again with the second bar but it hasn't yet sighs. The comfort of having irregular periods though is that I'm less likely to be able to get pregnant.
  3. #43
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag When I first got the bar in my arm I didn't have my period for a year. I was hoping that would happen again with the second bar but it hasn't yet sighs. The comfort of having irregular periods though is that I'm less likely to be able to get pregnant.

    I thought we were talking about your pierced nips bleeding.

    go on the fucking pill. that stops or slows it down a bit
  4. #44
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm any pus? clean it with Hydrogen peroxide mix to one part water. only do it once. no more than twice then clean it with mild soap and water

    I just didn't want to carry them around in a shopping bag in case they fell out somewhere. Now I'm having flashbacks of a policewoman searching my handbag and finding bloody tissues. That was from something else though.
  5. #45
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm I thought we were talking about your pierced nips bleeding.

    go on the fucking pill. that stops or slows it down a bit

    Nah I'm irregular. The bar in my arm is a contraceptive.
  6. #46
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'll buy new brandy melville undies. That's what the voice in my head said to console me in the cubicle.
  7. #47
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    They were like men's undies, briefs. They're so much more comfy than traditional women's undies.
  8. #48
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'll buy new brandy melville undies. That's what the voice in my head said to console me in the cubicle.

    Period week = Burgundy or Black panties. you know this rule
  9. #49
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Thank goddess they still have them in stock: https://uk.brandymelville.com/products/boy-short-floral-underwear
  10. #50
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Period week = Burgundy or Black panties. you know this rule

    I mix all my washing.
  11. #51
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    The socks I wore today.

  12. #52
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag The socks I wore today.


    Why are you such an agist. why don't you go out with a 59 year old man? you're in your 40s now arent you?

    What are you, some kind of Cougar
  13. #53
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I have one foot in reality and washing clothes rarely crosses my mind. I hate it. As long as I have clean socks, grey sweatshirts and leggings I'm good bcus I don't go outside.
  14. #54
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I have a lot of those things so I don't have to wash clothes often.
  15. #55
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I have one foot in reality and washing clothes rarely crosses my mind. I hate it. As long as I have clean socks, grey sweatshirts and leggings I'm good bcus I don't go outside.

    you're missing a foot? lolwut
  16. #56
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Things didn't go to plan. First this old man starting talking to me and I'd had vodka before I set out so I decided to entertain him. He must have been at least 70 but scooted closer to me and said I looked very put together a few times. He said he used to do clay pigeon shooting for the all ireland team. We talked about golf because I thought he looked like a golfer. Then we parted ways. Oh the Piercings, I couldn't find the place but got my exercise in running around for half an hour in platform heels. So the piercings didn't happen. Then I went to Forbidden Planet looking for Riverdale comics but got something better; The Game Master's Book of Instant Towns and Cities. Then I needed to chill out so went to Five Guys and drank cider there. Went to the bathroom and discovered I'd bled through a tampon, and there were no tampons in the women's bathroom! So I had to run around again, go buy tampons, go buy new undies and throw my favourite brandy melville ones in the trash. I thought about watching Nosferatu but had been in Victoria Square for so long and started to panic that I would never escape. After that I got a massage then went to the uni library because that's my idea of fun. I noticed there were no tampons in the women's bathrooms there either, not even a machine. They used to have free ones in boxes. I stayed there for about two hours. On the bus home I noticed this guy dressed like Jughead with the beanie and but a big ginger beard. Gingers are rare and he got off in my town so I might start stalking him.

    Massage, huh? Did they at least have the decency to give you a good pounding to work out all the kinks from your little escapade? And speaking of kinks, you spot a ginger with a beanie, and suddenly you're ready to switch from comic books to a real-life episode of "Stalker: The Series." Watch it, you crazy bitch, you might just get yourself into more trouble than you can handle.
  17. #57
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag The first time I got them pierced I fainted.

    How many nipple rings can titties have? Oh wait, that’s right…. BITCHes 🐩 have like 6, don’t they?!
  18. #58
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr How many nipple rings can titties have? Oh wait, that’s right…. BITCHes 🐩 have like 6, don’t they?!

    Eight
  19. #59
    Netflxchillr African Astronaut
  20. #60
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr How many nipple rings can titties have? Oh wait, that’s right…. BITCHes 🐩 have like 6, don’t they?!

    Your country's misogyny has broken your ties with Europe, think about that.
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